On the road and Malt Shop fight part 1

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The Mystery Machine was driving down a road and Tom turned to Sonic and said, "Okay pal, we want answers. Who are you? WHAT are you?"

"I'm a hedgehog, I feel like that's obvious." Sonic said. "And i'm in big trouble." he added

"You think you're in trouble? You aren't the one who kicked some sort of Government weirdo back there." Daphne said

"You think that's a problem?!? I lost my rings." Sonic said

"Like, what even are those rings for anyways? We only saw one for a few seconds."Shaggy said

"Okay, rings are how all advanced cultures travel between worlds. And now, mine are on a pointy building in San Francisco I have only ever seen on Doughnut Lord's skintight t-shirt." Sonic said

Daphne had pulled The Mystery Machine to the side of the road as the check engine light was blinking and Tom opened the far side passenger door and Daphne got out and started to check the engine.

"Okay, out you go." Tom said

"What?" Sonic said in confusion

"Look, this is literally the worst possible time for me to get into trouble, okay? You asked me to save your life, I saved your life. Now,go find your rings and your mushroom-land. Hopefully, we're all gonna wake up in a hospital room and our doctors are gonna tell us or colonoscopy was a success, okay?" Tom said

"Okay, i'm totally fine with saying goodbye now." Sonic said as he got out but didn't leave

Why aren't you leaving?" Tom asked

"I don't know where San Francisco is." Sonic said

"It's west." Shaggy answered

"West?" Sonic asked

"Straight shot, can't miss it." Tom said before Sonic took off running

Daphne closes the engine and gets back into The Mystery Machine just as Sonic comes running back soaking wet and covered in seaweed and with a fish on his head.

"SO, as I crashed into the cold, dark, water of the Pacific, I realized a few things. A, I have no idea where i'm going. B, Salt water STINKS! C, I shouldn't even be on this planet right now but I am. Why? Because you shot me." Sonic said

"I know." Tom said

"YOU SHOT ME!!" Sonic repeated

"I heard you the first time, you don't have to...pile it on, good grief." Tom stated

"I'm wet. I'm cold. There's a FISH ON MY HEAD!! And clearly, i'm not gonna be able to do this on my own." Sonic said

Tom looked at Sonic as the fish fell off of his head.

Tom sighed and said, "Alright, get in the van."

"Really? You're gonna help me?" Sonic said as he shook himself dry and his quills and fur were all poofed up like an afro.

"I guess it is a little bit my fault all this is happening to you." Tom said

"Not a little bit. Entirely. It is entirely your fault." Sonic quickly stated

"Okay,it's entirely my fault, are you coming?" Tom asked

"Yes." Sonic answered as he shook his head and the hair and quills were back to the position they were in before

Sonic climbed back into The Mystery Machine and closed the passenger door behind him.

"Road trip? Whoop-whoop!" Sonic said

Daphne sighed as she started The Mystery Machine back up and drove off.

"Okay, during this road trip, we're gonna have to set down a few rules. Do exactly as we say. Every time if it has to do with safety and not getting spotted." Daphne said

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