This smut is ridiculous

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(This is short, but I'm sure you'll get a good laugh out of it xD)

"Omg ily sherlawk." John said as Sherly entered John's booty hole with his hoo ha. "Sherlawk omg your peen peen is yas" John cried. Sherlock moved his hips back and forth like he was doing the worm on the floor.

"Jawn u is fine."

"Sherlawk I know, shut up and just use your peen peen harder"
Sherlock did what John said and they were like "oo and ahh" then John was like "Sherlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwckkkkk." And then his hoo ha did this thing and squirt and Sherlock did this thing and squirt.

"Sherlawk ily." John said.

"Ily2 suga cube ."

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