a/n: Yeah i know, sorry for the a/n but i have gained recognition from the original book author of Alola Gang! Please check it out and y'know, share it? also sophocles is now scared of lana cuz i need content so thanks and pls share my book too! side note any emoji used is for effect to dealwithit
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Kukui's House
Sophocles: Truth or Dare Lana?
Hau: Dare
Lana: He asked me bitch!
Hau: sorry
Lana: still dare
Sophocles: erm...
Sophocles: dance?
Endife: Sophocles, this is truth or dare dirty version, I NEED SOME GOD DAMN SHIPPING CONTENT BITCH *whacks sophocles head*
Kiawe: I'll do it cuz sophocles is being softocles
Lillie: rOaSTeD🤣
Hau: yEeT🤣
Kiawe: sleep together tonight
Hau: k
Endife: Wait, we not doin that originally?
Gladion: Now you mention it great idea
Ash: Nice thinking Endy!!
Endife (now Endy): ASH U ONLY GIVE GLADION NICKNAME DAFUQ?
Ash: well, Endy is easier to write eh?
Lana: sure
Mallow: k lol
Lana: Truth or dare Gladiash?
Gladion: Dare
Lana:😎
Lana: Kiss
*Ash and Gladion passionately kiss*
Endy: finally
3 minutes later
Gladion: *breaks kiss*
Ash: *breaks kiss* I love you so fucking much Gladi
Gladi: I love you too Ashy-Boy
*Ash kissed Gladion again*
Endy: Damn I'm sending this to Lusamine
Lillie: YES!
TBC
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Alola Bitches
Randomi read Alola Gang and it was f**king hilarious so here I am, writing a parody, HOPE YOU ENJOY Continued on redlikerosescreator's profile