Everything's Changed! All the pups are now full-fledged mature adults! Even thier voices changed, they're deeper now(Skye's, Everest's, Ella's and Sweetie's voices is deeper in a ladylike state, mind you...).
Rick: Guys, how long has it been since we last saw the PAW Parol?
Lano: Oh, GOD... It's been at LEAST a few years.
Rick: I say: let's go visit them.
All: YEAH!
(2 hours later)
Rick: Huh. It's been years, and yet, Adventure Bay's still standin'. Wow.
Lano: Yeah...
Brian: It's quiet, too.
Toki: It's got to be this way for a while, yeah?
Brian: Well, yeah.
Lano: Let's go to the Lookout and see how the pups are doin'.
(15 minutes later)
Rick: HEY! ANYONE HOME?! CHASE? SKYE? I don't get it... They're suposedly here.
Chase: Don't get all riled up. I'm right here.
Rick: OH, MY, GOD! CHASE!
Chase: 'Sup, guys!
Lano: Man, are we glad to see you! Where are the others?
Chase: I think I can arrange that. GUYS! GET YOUR ASSES DOWN HERE! WE'VE GOT VISITORS WHO'S WAITING TO SEE YOU!
Marshall: Hey, man. Don't go harshing our... RICK? LANO? IS THAT REALLY YOU GUYS?!
Lano: MARSHALL!!! DUDE! IT'S BEEN AGES!
Marshall: It sure has!
Skye: Rick! It's been forever!
Rick: Oh my God! Skye, you look ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL! Look at you!
Skye: Aww... Thank you...
Zuma: Ugh... Can you guys PLEASE settle down, like, a bunch? I've got a RAGING headache goin' on and I DON'T wanna make it worse.
Lano: ZUMA!
Zuma: Wha..? Am I dreaming or are Lano and Rick here?
Skye: Zuma, it's 11:30 in the morning...
Zuma: NO...WAY...!
Lano: Oh, yes, way!
Zuma: Oh my GOD! Dude! Woah! It's been, like, forever!
Rick: And your speech impediment...! It's GONE!
Zuma: Yup. Learned how to talk the right way.
Rocky: Hey, now. Let's not get overexaggerate.
Rick: There he is!
Rocky: Oh-ho-ho, man... It's been, how long since we've seen each other?
Rick: Shit, dude... I don't even know...
Rubble: What it is, playas?
Rick and Lano (IN UNISON): RUBBLE!!!
Rubble: HO...LY...SHIT. RICK! LANO! WHAT IT IS, MY DUDES?!
Rick: Rockin' the hat and headphones, bro!
Rubble: Thanks dudes.
Lano: And... OH, MY, GOD! IS THAT AN EAR PIERCING?!
Rubble: Ye. Why? Is it bad?
Lano: NO!! IT'S FUCKIN' SICK, BRO!!
Rubble: Hehe. I've had this thing for a year. Good thing I didn't get an ear infection after that.
Tracker: Cierto, True.
Rick: Lano, I got this. ¿Qué pasa, iniciador de fiesta? What's up, party starter?
Tracker: Rick! ¡Amigo! Buddy!
Everest: Hey!
Rick and Lano: EVEREST!!
Everest: Wow, it's been that long, huh?
Lano: Yup.
Ella and Tuck: LANO! RICK!
Lano and Rick: TUCK! ELLA!
Tuck: The twins among twins!
Rick: How'd you know Lano and I were twins?
Ella: Entrusted Instinct.
Lano and Rick: WOW...
Lano: Look at all of you! You guys have GROWN!
Chase: So have you. I remember you were, like, in your 20s when I last saw you guys.
Zuma: Yeah! Which reminds me: how old are you now?
Lano: Well, Rick and I are 30, Toki's 32 and Brian's 33.
All: DAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNN.
Rubble: Damn, homies. You guys were, like, ten years younger.
Lano: Anyways, how's Ryder?
Skye: Oh, God.
Rick: And Katie for that reason?
Zuma: Let me put it this way: Ryder and Katie got married a while ago.
Rick and Lano: Wait, WHAT?!
Rocky: Yeah, and they have two kids.
Rick: GOD, we've been missin' out, have we?
Lano: Feel free to fill me in on some details, guys.
Marshall: Oh! Right. Uh... One's a boy and one's a girl. Their names are Gerret and Regan, Katie suggested Megan, and Ryder suggested Riley, but they decided to combine the two names.
Rick: Woah...
Lano: Welp, we've been stayin' away WAY too long.
All: Oh, yeah.
Chase: So, what's going on with you guys?
Rick: Like Ryder, I got married as well.
All: OOOOH!!!!!
Zuma: Don't leave me out, dude!
Rick: Her name is JayJay and she's wild when it comes to parties.
Rocky: Sounds like real party animal.
Rick: LITERALLY.
Lano: Let's go to Barkingburg and pay Sweetie a little visit.
Rick: Hey, wait! We forgot someone!
Markus: Hej kompisar! Hello friends!
Everyone: MARKUS!!!
Rick: Frettenshredder, you never cease to amaze.
Markus: I know.
Chase: Markus, you never told us the story.
Markus: Oh yeah! That! I was born Markus Bjorn Frettenshredder and I moved from Sweden to Las Vegas when I was 7 or 8.
Zuma: Oh! Viva la Vegas, I see!
Markus: Yup.
Skye: So you can speak Swedish?
Markus: Loosely, yes. Look we gonna go now?
Rick: Let's get a move on!
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(HBI, PAW Patrol) How Did Time Fly By So Fast?
AdventureIt's been YEARS since the HBI has seen the PAW Patrol.
