Sweetie: Ugh... When am I going to get out of here?
Axel: Well, if you put a LITTLE effort to do somthin' good, then, yeah, the princess might consirder it. JUST MIGHT.
Markus: Whatever you do, you're not gonna get out of there any time soon.
Axel: Oh, man! *Ahem* Gentlemen, PAW Patrol, it's nice to be seein' ya.
Lano: Nice to see you too, Axel.
Zuma: Axel Steele?! I've been missing out SO much!
Rick: AXEL!!!! YOU...HAVE SIDEBURNS! AND LONGER HAIR!!
Axel: Rick, buddy, calm down. Plus, you're invading my personal space.
Rick: Oh, sorry. My bad.
Chase: So, you're out here keeping an eye on Sweetie, huh?
Axel: Yup. The princess made me in charge of this here cage, and she hasn't been un-grounded for 2 WHOLE YEARS.
Skye: Woah.
Axel: Yeah, for THAT long.
Rubble: Axel?!
Axel: Rubble?! Lookin' tight!
Rubble: So are you, dude!
Axel: OH MY GOD... IS THAT A FUCKIN' EAR PEIRCING?!
Rubble: Lano asked me the same question. Yeah, it is. Is it bad that I'm wearing it?
Axel: NO FUCKIN' WAY!! THAT'S MOTHAFUCKIN' SICK, BROTHA!!
Rubble: There's your answer.
Axel: Then you must've gotten a lot of compliments on how sick you look.
Ella: We were asking how old these guys were now, but you and Markus never told us.
Markus: Well, I'm 29.
Axel: I'm 37.
Lano: Wow. You're 37?
Axel: Yea. Two days ago, I WOULD'VE been 36, but my birthday was yesterday.
Skye: Well, happy late birthday!
Axel: Thanks, Skye. Sweetie would've done the same, but, you know how she is. I got stuck on guard duty and DIDN'T EVEN GET TO HAVE A 37TH BIRTHDAY PARTY.
Skye: Aww... How come?
Axel: I got stuck out here!
Dirk and Sam: Yo, yo, yo, everybody! Are we late?
Lano: DIRK!
Rick: SAM!
Sam: Wow...
Dirk: Dude! We haven't seen each other in forever!
Rick: Right?! Sam! You changed your hair!
Sam: Yup.
Lano: It looks like we can't even see your eyes!
Sam: Hair's in the way.
Rubble: Sam Hill... Guitar creator Extraordinare!
Sam: Whoa! Rubble! You've grown! Like... A LOT!
Rubble: So have you.
Sam: Dude! EYYYY! I see you got an ear piercing!
Rubble: I did.
Sam: SO DID I!
Rubble: Really?
Sam: Hell yeah, my dude!
Rubble: Let me see... I don't believe this shit...
Sam: You don't, huh?
Rubble: HOLY SHIT! DUDE! YOU DO HAVE AN EAR PIERCING!
Sam: Not only I have one, I have two, AND... A NOSE RING.
Rubble: DUDE... THAT'S FUCKIN' SICK...
Dirk: Oh, Ella! I've gotten this shirt a while back. Tell me what you think of it.
Ella: What does it represent? I don't get it...
Dirk: Oh! Right! SAM! Get over here!
Sam: Hey, Dirk. Hey, Ella!
Dirk: We need to show Ella what these shirts represent.
Sam: OK. I have the right half...
Dirk: And I have the left half...
Dirk and Sam: Put it together, and, TA-DA! You've got the star outside of a circle! Rock Royalty Club's got the EASY DUBS!
Ella: Aww... That's so cool!
Tuck: Whoa! I like the design!
Dirk: It's a thing we got in common.
Ella: What's the other?
Dirk: How Sam and I love you guys. All of them in general, but you two are VERY special to us.
Ella and Tuck: Aww... You guys are so sweet! *Hug Dirk and Sam*
*Dirk and Sam hug back*
Sam: IT'S TRUE! Dirk especially loves you, Ella. In fact, he even got a TATOO on his right arm that says, "I ❤ Ella!!!" on it. Show her, Dirk! C'mon!
Dirk: R-right... *Lowers his arm* This is the tatoo I got...
Ella: That's too sweet of you, Dirk... Really... You're way too sweet...
Sam: HOLD UP! AND... We got specially designed guitars for us, from Ibanez and BC Rich! Say the name, Dirk!
Dirk: BC Rich Assasin ASM Zoltan!
Sam: Ibanez ICT!
*Zap*
Dirk and Sam: Behold!
Ella and Tuck: Whoa!
Sam: Tilt it over, and boom, you got, this.
Dirk: Mine says the same thing as it says on my arm.
Sam: Mine says, "I ❤ Tuck!!!", 'cause, you know, we love you guys! To bits, yo!
Tuck: *Hugs Sam* Dude... This is why we're blessed to have friends like you... We wouldn't trade you guys for the world...
Ella: *Hugs Dirk with tears* Thank you... SO MUCH....
Dirk: Aww... No need to cry, Ella... I bet that's the tenderness of your heart that's kicking in...
Sam: Dirk! Look! Tuck's got tears in his eyes now, too... Aww... Just look at 'im... There, there, 'lil buddy...
Axle: Aww... This is cute... Wouldn't you say, Markus?
Markus: Oh, definitely...
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(HBI, PAW Patrol) How Did Time Fly By So Fast?
AdventureIt's been YEARS since the HBI has seen the PAW Patrol.