You And Me + Baby - TaeGi

chapter two

Jeongguk's first birthday is coming, and Yoongi is so done with Jin and Jimin. While he loves the couple, he doesn't think that they should be making a big deal out of this.

"Come on, guys. It's not like he's gonna remember anyways. I think going all out like this will be a waste of money." Yoongi leans against the kitchen opening, his arms crossed. Jeongguk is holding onto his legs since he doesn't have enough balance to stand by himself.

"That's why we take pictures, Yoongi. To recount beautiful moments like these," Jin walks into the kitchen with a cake box in his arms. Jeongguk's eyes widen when he catches sight of it, and he starts to walk after him. He's pretty clumsy on his feet, so after a few wobbly steps, he falls to his knees and crawls after him.

When he reaches Seokjin, he grabs onto his pant leg and pulls himself up. He hits his leg frantically while babbling.

"Foo!" He yells out, and Jimin clutches his heart.

"How can someone like you produce something this pure?" Yoongi raises his eyebrow at him.

"You know, we can just never come back here again?"

"No, don't take my baby away from me; he's all I have left!" Jimin says dramatically, falling to his knees with his hand across his forehead.

"Wow, guess I'm just non-existent then." Seokjin says; he gets ignored.

"Come here, baby!" Jimin coos at Jeongguk. He only looks at him before going back to hit Jin.

"Ha, that's what you get!" Jin picks up the baby, and he points to the cake.

"Foo, p'eas!" Jeongguk gives him his best bunny smile, and Jin feels attacked.

"At least I'm not being used as stepping stool for cake," Jimin snickers.

"At least I can be used as a stepping stool."

"Put the baby down and let's take this outside."

"Okay, I'm not about to be a witness to a murder. Give me my baby back." Yoongi grabs his son, but Jeongguk whines in his arms as he looks longingly at the cake. "Sweetheart, you're not about to get a sugar rush. How about we get you a nice banana or apple instead?"

"Oh, come on, Yoongi. Let the kid have some cake; it's not gonna kill you." Jimin leans against the kitchen counter.

"Um, actually, it will."

"Now, you're being dramatic."

"Yeah, sure."

While Jimin tries to convince Yoongi to give Jeongguk some cake, Jin sneaks a spoonful of icing to Jeongguk. He lights up when his sees it and immediately opens him mouth, leaning forward so much that he almost slips up. Jin spoonfeeds him until he can feel the piercing gaze of murder on him.

"Fine, you can give him some cake, but instead of me having to deal with the aftermath, you can!" Handing Jeongguk over to Jin, he goes to the living room to lay down, "I'm gonna take a nap."

"I honestly just think you're being way too dramatic about this." Yoongi hums at him, but doesn't make any move to get up. "How can something this cute and tiny reek such havoc?"

Jeongguk smiles at Jin again, "more p'eas!"

...

"We are never doing that again!"

"Aren't you being a little dramatic?" 

"We should've listened to you; we get it. You know what they say: mother knows best. Now, be quiet." Jimin groans out. His hair is sticking up all over the place while his face is decorated in cake icing.

"You hear that, baby?" Yoongi pouts at Jeongguk who starts to play with his ear, "whenever I tell them not to do something, they do it and get really defensive when I'm right." Jeongguk looks at Yoongi with those big eyes, a small smile tugging at his lips as he gently tugs on Yoongi's hair.

"Why is he so gentle with you?! He literally bit me!" Jin shouts when he sees the little gremlin pat Yoongi's hair. He didn't get this treatment when that little punk pulled his hair until he teared up (not that he'll admit it), "I know that I look like a full course meal and all, but he didn't need to bite me that hard." Jin pouts out.

"Awe, poor baby! Want me to kiss it better?" Jimin says in pout.

"Would you actually do it if I asked?" Jin gives him puppy dog eyes, and Yoongi pretends to barf.

"No." Jimin walks out of the kitchen while Yoongi chuckles, and Jeongguk tries to imitate him.

"So mean."

"I hope next time you'll listen to me instead of trying to be the 'grand parents that spoil their grand kids'. I spend way more time with Jeongguk than you do, so I think I know what he should eat and what he shouldn't."

"Sorry, Yoonie! Please forgive us!" Jin, much like Jimin did earlier, falls to the ground and places his hand over his heart.

Yoongi looks at him.

"Gross."