The Taming Of Shrek (A Fan Fiction) *smut*

"OH MY GOD SHREK, THAT U FOR SAVING ME" says Harry Potter then Shrek slowly but thoughtfully removes his very large shirt it is moist and smells like onions. Harry Potter steps over Malfoy's dead body and caresses Shrek's face delicately but also firmly and also slyly. They are in love but they do not know it yet. "Your welcome for killing Malfoy" says Shrek because he feels awkward and doesn't know how to talk to Harry and, Harry blushes a lot.

tRuth was, they didn't need to say anything. They didn't need words because they had their bodies. Their warm and magical bodies both from the same magical universe. So they hold each other and kiss the strongest kiss any kiss could ever be mustered. The ogre's chest haired prickled up as their lips intertwined. Gerry whispered "wingardium lemme get in those jeans." And the rest was history. You know what I mean? They lived sexually ever after.