Jin : I can't believe u !!!
Namjoon : so are we literally doing this ?!
Jin : yeah , we are
Jungkook : my parents are having a divorce
Jimin : finally
Taehyung : what took you guys so long ?
Namjoon : baby ?
Jin : daddy
Jimin : Dunn
Taehyung : Dunnn
Jungkook : Dunnnn
Yoongi : would y'all pls shut tf up ?!
Hoseok : what-
Hoseok : what's going on ?
Yoongi : apparently , Jin-hyung just exposed his " Daddy Kink " and their fighting so...
Jimin : oh and one more thing-
Jimin : that was pretty gay .
Jin : shut it , child
Jin : u mustn't speak of thou kinks in the family
Namjoon : thou shalt not expose the divine human being
Hoseok: damn you , philosophers
Yoongi : I might as well cover Jungoo's ears
Jungkook : huh ?
Taehyung : their talking about the bible
Jungkook : ok
Jungkook : wait hol' up
Jungkook : where tf is my banana milk?
Taehyung : oH nO u DiD noT jUsT spill soMe MiLk on my GuCci clothes ?!?!?!?!?
Jungkook : I did not !
Taehyung : yes , you did !
Jungkook : I did not !
Taehyung: yes , you did
Yoongi : ENOUGH !
Yoongi : apparently , I'm going to get all ur phones if I don't get my sleep
Jimin : try me , bro
Hoseok : I can't believe u just used the bro code to Yoongi hyung
Namjoon : what is happening with my children?
Jin : it's fine , Namjoon
Namjoon : so u ain't calling me daddy now ?
Jin : you !
Jin : you i-idiot !!!
Jin : ur sleeping on the couch today , istg
Namjoon : wait what-
Long ass chapter but pls vote and comment , lmao is anyone even reading my book anymore ? 😅😆
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