𝐎, 𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐃 𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃 ⎥ "He wants a fight with
a God? I'll give him one."
﹙ from stardust we came, to stardust we return ﹚
Prisoner of Azkaban - Deathly Hollows
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HE-WHO-MUST-NOT-BE-NAMED RETURNS
in a brief statement friday night, minister of magic cornelius fudge confirmed that he-who-must- not-be named has returned to this country and is active once more.
"it is with great regret that i must confirm that the wizard styling himself lord — well, you know who i mean — is alive and among us again," said fudge, looking tired and flustered as he addressed reporters. "it is with almost equal regret that we report the mass revolt of the dementors of azkaban, who have shown themselves averse to continuing in the ministry's employ. we believe that the dementors are currently taking direction from lord — thingy.
"we urge the magical population to remain vigilant. the ministry is currently publishing guides to elementary home and personal defense that will be delivered free to all wizarding homes within the coming month."
the minister's statement was met with dismay and alarm from the wizarding community, which as recently as last wednesday was receiving ministry assurances that there was "no truth whatsoever in these persistent rumors that you-know-who is operating amongst us once more."
details of the events that led to the ministry turnaround are still hazy, though it is believed that he-who-must-not-be-named and a select band of followers (known as death eaters) gained entry to the ministry of magic itself on thursday evening.
albus dumbledore, newly reinstated headmaster of hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry, reinstated member of the international confederation of wizards, and reinstated chief warlock of the wizengamot, was unavailable for comment last night. he has insisted for a year that you-know-who was not dead, as was widely hoped and believed, but recruiting followers once more for a fresh attempt to seize power. meanwhile the boy who lived —
"there you are, harry, i knew they'd drag you into it somehow," said hermione, looking over the top of the paper over at him.
"it won't be long until lara's name comes up," said ron from the foot of his bed.
they were in the hospital wing. elara was sitting on the end of her bed with harry and they were both listening to hermione read the front page of the sunday prophet. ginny, whose ankle had been mended in a trice by madam pomfrey, was curled up at the foot of hermione's bed; neville, whose nose had likewise been returned to its normal size and shape, was in a chair between the two beds; and luna, who had dropped in to visit clutching the latest edition of the quibbler, was reading the magazine upside down and apparently not taking in a word hermione was saying.
