Camp Half-Blood,
Once my home,
Once my family,
Once where I was betrayed.
My soon to be Fiance,
Cheating behind my back,
With my half-brother,
Leave me Heartbroken.
I leave my once home,
Meet someone called Chaos,
Give me Power,
Stronger than before...
Solomon owes me one, I swear. These campers, they don't even know the basics, how am I going to teach them?
All they do is just slash and stab that's all.
Where's the freaking simple stances and techniques?
Annabeth, oh don't get me started with her. Annabeth is worse because of her personality, she thinks she knows everything and all her swinging just became plain swinging, it won't even kill a monster, it will only properly damage some Zeus particles aka Air particles.
Soooo cool right?
She doesn't need help, she needs fucking major major major help.
I can't stand all these people anymore, how the heck can you even kill monsters with those stabs, man, I wouldn't be able to survive my bloodlust if it was not for the monsters in Tartarus-
Oops, I got a bit into explaning things that nobody needs to know.
Anyways, back to the point, I need our dear Omega and his lover Jaden back in action with me and not being romantic here and there, or making out in my favourite place otherwise it would be tainted.
I swear they better come in five minutes, before the whole camp shall become a bloodbath straight away, not a single one alive except for Nico and the Chaos Army.
"Hey Percy!" I heard the voice that I have been wanting to hear for so long.
"Oh yes, finally, Omega, and Jaden, my beautiful babies, oh how me as your handsome, patient friend misses you." I said as I sunk to my knees, I thanked Chaos deep in my heart as I wipe the fake tears that was coming out.
"Yes, the gorgeous and elegant me misses you too, dear handsome and patient friend." Jaden kneeled in front of me as he also wipe his fake tears away.
"Dude, I think this place can't be saved anymore." I said as I just pointed at Annabeth, who only created very brief scars on the training doll.
"I'm going to cry, I never seen someone so bad." I blurted out as I just slump on the floor. Nico seeing this, came to hug me, he put my head on his chest and he wrapped his arms protectively around my head.
"Are you okay, Dearest." He asked as I widened my eyes.
"Did you just call me, Dearest?" I said, unmoving.
"Yes, am I not allowed to call you that? After all, some people needs to lay their hands off my man." Nico huffed possessively as I feel happiness bursting within me.
"Oh my Chaos, what did I do to deserve you." I sighed as I wrapped my arms around his waist as he was kneeling on the floor.
"Omega, you can take over, looking at these people makes me want to cry tears of blood." I sighed dramatically as Omega and Jaden just chuckled.
"Hey hey, Percy, let's talk for a bit, to know each other better as friends since we will probably be with each other for the rest of our lives." Jaden asked as I feel the strong urge to tease him.
"Oh my god, I promise if it is you being chatty about Omega's handsomeness-" I sighed loudly as Jaden immediately slapped me on the cheek as he tried to calm himself down.
"PERCYYYYYY!" He shouted right in front of my face.
"Not infront of Solomon's salad!" He protested as he shook his head.
"Oh, you call him Solomon now? oh and by the way, I'm pretty sure he's looking at a booty instead of a salad-" I got cut off again as he blushes and turned around to scream at Solomon.
Nico just smacked my back as he shook his head.
"Percy! You can't always tease Jaden like that! Otherwise don't expect me to talk to you!" Nico scolded as I froze.
"Not going to talk to me...?" I immediately put on my puppy face as I hugged Nico.
"I'm sorry, I know I am wrong now!" I said as I buried myself into Nico's chest, breathing in his vanilla and cinnamon scent lingering.
"Of course you big baby." Nico huffed as he kissed my forehead.
"Jade." Solomon said softly but Jaden heard it clearly.
"Oh my, Solomon is calling Jaden by his old nickname!" I whispered to myself, shocked.
"You and Percy will be teaching the other members of Chaos Army, meaning Alpha, Angel, Darkness and Light." Solomon instructed.
"OH YES I GOT THE LOGICAL ONES!" Jaden and I shouted in sync as we high-fived each other.
"Nico and I will teach the others, so as to release your heavy burden and bloodlust." I repeatedly said thank you to Solomon as he did me a fucking huge favour.
"Lets go do some teaching, Jaden!"
"AYE SIR."
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YAS, A WEEK HOLIDAY FOR ME PEEPS, MEANS THAT I CAN FINALLY UPDATE THIS BOOK, FUCK YES.
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