Sorry, you have to hear this, but not that sorry because we're pretty proud of it. (warning the original is the same oddness as this one)
Our story starts in the hills of sonic-land, where Bowser from the Mario series walks home after a long day and says, "I'll have a kid, even if it's a hedgehog."
A few months later, Doctor Robotnik, the mother gave birth to an abomination of hedgehog and human, "we can only name him sorrio!" said Robotnik.
"No, we can name him anything, it's not required we name him Sorrio," said bowser, logically.
"We must keep him behind the stove!" Cried Robotnik, changing his name to Eggman for some reason.
"No, we have a room ready for him," reasoned Bowser
"STOVE!"
"O-okay"
A few years later, Bowser, an aging, tired man now, decided to go to the market, "does anyone want anything?" he says in a tired, gruff voice.
Sarrio responds "p-papa may I have a kazoo"
Bowser agreed "I shall get you a kazoo, my sin,"
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sonic my hedgehog
Kurzgeschichtengive it a read you won't regret it A school assignment that me and a friend turned in for a grade, and based on a Brothers Grimm story, Hans my hedgehog. shit post-school assignment
