Mine

Le Butt

3rd person
          

           "Thanks for the coffee. I need to be getting home." Midoryia would say, finishing up the night with a coffee. He had Bokugo on his mind all day, and he wasnt able to finish the last video, so Denki let him go home early, blow job perks. Midoryia wore a dark gray turtle neck, with black mom jeans and a large light gray trench coat. He would take a sip of his coffee, walking back to his apartment building. He grabbed the card from his wallet, swiping it in the entry way, and typed in his pin of the day. Midoryia was living in one of the most secured places a human could live. He would walk inside, watching as the workers cleaned the plants. Midoryia looked at his phone, heading inside and taking the elevator. "Ah.. The video went up recently. A lot of views and likes already." He grinned, opening the door to his room. His pug waddled to greet his owner, barking and wagging its curled tail. Midoryia smiled, hanging up his trench coat. "Did you miss me All Might?"
         Midoryia named his pug after one of the most famous actors around. Midoryia picked up his dog, and walked over to the couch, pulling his laptop close to him. He inserted the cord, pulling it into his phone and laptop. "Now time to insert that picture that... he took." He would say rolling his eyes. He dreaded how that man couldn't get out of his head. He posted the picture, covering up his ass with an emoji. He grinned and remembered what he had said. He purposely didnt plug in his insta, and posted it, advertising his Patron.
           Midoryia stood up, leaving his phone and laptop, going into the shower. He would clean himself, feeling relaxed and accomplished. "Now I dont have to ever think about that stupid pomeranian ever again." He would say, after getting out of the shower. All Might was waiting by the door, following him into his room, where Midoryia put on his underwear and a hoodie. He went back into the living room, closing his laptop and grabbing his phone. He checked his messages and saw a request to message him. "Katsuki_cocky_bastard wishes to message you? Great." He accepted and saw what he had to say, going back into his room, laying down.

Katsuki_cocky_bastard: I told you to tag me in the photo.

Sexy-Broccli: That doesnt mean I have to. I didnt pay you to take the photo.

           Midoryia grinned, grabbing his tablet from his night stand, and went online.

Katsuki_cocky_bastard: You're a bitch.

Sexy-Broccli: XP

Katsuki_cocky_bastard: Fucking weird... Have you watched Le Butt yet?

Sexy-Broccli: I didnt think you were actually serious.

           Midoryia googled Le Butt and found the film online. He bought the film and rolled his eyes. "This will get me a good laugh."

Katsuki_cocky_bastard: We could watch it together

Sexy-Broccli: In your dreams pomeranian.

           Midoryia had watched the whole film, wiping his eyes. "Why... why did he have to die in the end?" He checked the time. 2:42A.M. Midoryia plugged in his phone and tablet, turning around and closing his eyes.

"Get out of my head pomeranian...."