Comedea

Comedea

Chapter one

An average man was breathing intenselyon the space ground. He had short black hair with brown eyes. Wearingdark elf ears that said, elf ears that matched his metal platedleggings. A thin woman pointed a golden dildo at him. The woman woreplastic yellow pants as a shirt that was full of memes. She had whitenoodle shaped hair with a pink beard. Her narrow blue eyes glowed. Adark void circled dark energy below him through the lunar glass.There was an old lady wearing a thong with a cat on her head in it. His solar skin reflected his sweat that fell on his goatee.

The man yelled in a sarcastic toneman: grandmasterma! Grandmasterma whispered. Grandmasterma: hey chap,do you have nay beer? I'm dying down here! I felt like I haven't gotlaid in years! Hahaha! Hiccup. Where the fuck am I? The man put hishand on his head. Man: yes. You need to have sex so you can have aheart attack. Is that our cat pillow? He heard the woman clear herthroat. Woman: excuse me sir? Penis wielding skin man? The man turnedaround. The man laughed.

Yes, vagina mountain void woman? Woman:hehe! the name is vagena, beeter. Now I. Suddenly a older woman camerunning to the man. She wiped his face with napkins. Old lady: areyou okay corey? Corey looked around embarrassed. Corey: shoo mom! I'mokay. It's just a movie! Cory's mom began to cry. Corys mom: no! Youcan't go yet! Sob. You have to put up the shelf! Cory rolled hiseyes. Cory: yes, that is true love right there. She gave him alollipop and threw some cough drops at his face. Corys mom slowlywalked away. Cory: that's right, the best cure for bleeding organs iscough drops!

Vagena: hehehe! Now it is time for yourend! I want you pretned you are dead. Cory looked at her inconfusion. Cory: um okay. He slowly rolled over and twitched hislegs. Vagena jumped with excitement. Vagena: oh yea! Next I want youto run away while screaming, I'm a living and come back. Cory ranaway and peeked at her. He ran back. Vagena: now I want you to. Shefainted. Cory stood there in shock. Unsure what to do. He walked toher. Cory: vagena? He lifted up her eye lids. Cory spoke in a goofyimmature voice. Cory: look, i'm a professor. Hmm. Interesting.

He made her put up her middle fingerand pointed it to the female director. The curvy director grew withanger through her short brown hair and blue eyes. She wore blackspandex pants with a silk tuxedo. Cory: i'm a bad mother. He put herhand over her mouth. The director yelled. Director: cut! Cory stoodup and reached his hand down to help vagena up. Cory: its over vicky.Vicky? He put his hand on her chest. He slowly took it off. Cory:wow. I think she's dead! Cory's moms eyes lit up. Cory;s mom: what?!She ran to her. Her long blonde hair flowed over her as her greeneyes reflected her blue jeans,

cory's mom" hold on, I'm a nurse! Sheput her hand on her chest and pushed down. She slapped vagenas face.Cory in a sarcastic tone. Cory: right. Slap the death out of her. Idon think that will help. Cory's mom: that's for messing with my son!Cory looked down in surprise. Director: damn. That's going to be alawsuit. The ambulance came and placed her on the stretcher. Cory'smom was hugging cory as she cried. Cory" its okay mom, she will bein this movie forever. You are still a milf and cory's mom stopcrying. Cory's mom: good son. That's enough of that debacle. Corylaughed. Cory: let's go. They left the studio. The sunset glowed ontothe asphalt of the parking lot in orlando, florida.