"Now, wasn't that a dainty dish to set before the king?"
From the tale of a serial killer's disgust to a compelling one of a strange jinx, this anthology serves stories that don't limit themselves to one genre. Like a gradient that starts with the m...
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Jinx
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HOSEOK wasn't the type to complain. In fact, the only time he had complaints was when the members messed up the choreography. And even then, he phrased it in such a way, that none of them felt upset. It was in his blood to leave anyone in a cheery mood.
This wasn't one of those days.
"Kim motherfucking Taehyung!" He roared, as a pair of his favourite fuzzy slippers dangled from his fingers, his hand outstretched so that they weren't anywhere near his Mang pyjamas.
An innocent Jungkook, who was snapping photographs of a tired Yeontan, almost dropped his very expensive camera. It had less to do with Hoseok's raised voice and more to do with the fact that the Korean Captain America had just sworn at the top of his lungs.
"Where the fuck is that dumb Capricorn?"
An exhausted Yoongi trudged downstairs, rubbing his eyes.
"Jimin, can you stop swearing at Jungkook? People are trying to sleep."
A very offended Jimin poked his head in the drawing room from the kitchen.
"First of all, that wasn't me. Second of all, I have stopped swearing at Jungkook and have instead, settled for getting back at him by changing the password of his Overwatch account."
"You did that-" Jungkook began, releasing Yeontan from his lap. The relieved Pomeranian made a dash for it and scurried upstairs.
"Wow, who pissed in your cereal?" Taehyung addressed Hoseok, switching off RuPaul's Drag Race.
"Nobody pissed in my cereal but I have a good guess on who might've pissed on these," Hoseok scathingly said, holding up his slippers.
Just then, Seokjin stepped out of his room (which was the closest to the drawing room). He donned a bathrobe and a screwed-up expression.
"What's reeking of yak's piss?" He exclaimed.
"My fuzzy slippers!" Hoseok wailed in reply. Burning with fury, he turned to a bemused Taehyung: "Tell your damn dog that my slippers aren't his personal urinal. This is the third pair he's ruined."
"Oh well, third time's the charm," Taehyung commented. "You never know, he might stop doing that."
"I think it's the seventh time that's the charm," Jungkook remarked. Hoseok looked horrified.
