Elf: NEXT!

Ciel: *walks in and sits on Santa's lap* Lets get this over with..

Santa: What would you like for Christmas?

Ciel: WELL

I want to kill the people who murdered my parents

an enemy who doesnt get joy out of perving on my ear

a chef who can actually...chef

a maid who is bad ass full time and doesnt need to cosplay Harry Potter

and demon who doesnt think that the only way to interrogate people is to fuck them

A new gun so I can shoot people-very important..

and a new tea cup ^_^

Santa:....How about a pony?

Ciel: ...Can I kill people on it?

Santa:..Yes?

Ciel:...Make it blue

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