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~ a cut scene where wereshrek explains how he is moaning because he is constipated, Once yees  is fixed wereshrek then gets mad at her for not being a chair so he then chases her through a field in a tutu, YEES then ends up in Area 51 just in time for the  Area 51 raid, but then gets trampled by Naruto runners making there way to get dem alien boodies. So wereshrek catches up to YEES. And yells
"yOu ArE nOt ThE FaTheR"and flys away moaning bird noises. Meanwhile inside Area 51 big brain man and small brain man are discussing wether or not glowing green tacos are to blame for climate change, when suddenly small brain man gets a phone call from the local vsco girl and there phone call consists of SKSKSKSK AND I OOP- all because the vsco girl caught small brain man feeding him self to the turtles cause them to become dinosaurs. Small brain man then realizes that vsco girl is very mad so he says..
" so no head?"
* smashes phone jumps on grandma on floor who can't giddy up* big brain man then says * dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun I REALLY JUST WANNA DIE dun dun dun dun dun dun dun * then yeets himself off the face of the earth. Then pewdiepie says yesnt and all world hunger rates drop to 0% and summons the epic t-pose gods.

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