The movie starts when a wereshrek is in a tree spying on his side chick giving birth to his baby in a bathroom on the toilet while she he toilet is does 360 no scopes, she then committing bloody diarrhea *wereshrek then makes sexy wereshrek noises * then phil swift bursts through the bathroom door with lighting strikes and says
"That's a lot of damage "
And takes the baby out of her Butt hole and yeets the baby like Symba in the lion king, and rips off his shirt and starts to Moan owimba way owimba way while doing the Macarena. Scene then cuts too the baby's father wereshrek in the summer of 69 where wereshrek is doing the talent show serving bitch lasagna but he then gets BIG BULLIED, so so wereshrek pulls out his machine gun and proceeds to assault them but they are too busy rolling away. Wereshrek then comes home with a sad face. Tried he hears music from the backyard playing so he goes to see what it is. Yees and yasss are performing together another one bites my ass. Wereshrek then sees yees and sits on her face. Which causes her to die instantly, and Genghis khan ( the paramedic ) comes to fix yees while yass is stilling moaning crying also eating toes and sum ass.
