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Hey Patrick? You know what's funnier than 24? 😳🤡👉👈

Bakuhoe pov

B: "That's it I'm going after him."

T: "Katsuki, I really don't think—"

B: "STFU NO ONE ASKED WHAT YOU THINK STUPID WHORE"

T: .___.

I leave his bitch ass on that street corner where he was standing

(I swear to fuck if you none of you answer this I will rip out my own goddamn spleen you gay ass pansexual 14 year old yaoi mclovin pieces of useless donkey shit.... no worries tho If you don't get the reference, love you💕)

I enter the woods where I saw Izu enter earlier and start scREECHING

B: "BROCCOLI ASS HOE! WHERE YOU BE, MOTHER FUCKER?"

M: "KACCHAN?!"

:0

:D

DEKU

B: "HEY BABYYYY WHERE ARE YOU?!"

I swear I'm gonna kill his gay ass for worrying the shit out of me

M: "Up here!"

???

I look up in the trees and I almost thought Izu shaved his goddamn head while he was in the woods cause his greens ass fluffy ass hair blends in with the trees

B: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"

M: "I don't remember,"
He giggles in that cute ass shitty voice like usual and I wanna choke him

But I'm telling you in which way

B: "Get you're gay ass down here!"

M: "I don't think I'm gay! But I can't get down!"

B: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT THINK YOURE GAY?! YOU FUCKED TWO BOYS MULTIPLE TIMES!"

M: "well I mean, girls are still really pretty..."

B: "GIRLS CAN SUCK MY DICK! YOU THINK A GIRL WOULD ACTUALLY LIKE YOU? LOOK AT YOU! YOURE A FAG! But never mind that! Get your ass down here! Before I come get you!"

M: "I think you're gonna have to come get me..."

Izu POV

Kacchan is right...
Who would ever like me?

Word count: 301

Also I was reading all your comments again and I can't stop thinking about a few of them cause I exhale sharply when I read them

Also I was reading all your comments again and I can't stop thinking about a few of them cause I exhale sharply when I read them

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But one literally made me cry I wheezed so hard

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But one literally made me cry I wheezed so hard

I keep thinking about this singular comment and laughing so goddamn hard and i can't explain it to my friends cause they don't know I write smutty bullshit and i have no one to share the pain with so I just laugh at this at 3am and shove pizza rol...

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I keep thinking about this singular comment and laughing so goddamn hard and i can't explain it to my friends cause they don't know I write smutty bullshit and i have no one to share the pain with so I just laugh at this at 3am and shove pizza rolls down my throat and hope it kills me

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