A series of trash musicals I wrote to fit Escape The Night

Matthew In The Bathroom

(So my friend Glittery_Bitch Really lives for this so here you go)

ⁱ ᵃᵐ ʰᵃⁿᵍⁱⁿᵍ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵃᵗʰʳᵒᵒᵐ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇⁱᵍᵍᵉˢᵗ ᵐⁱˢˢⁱᵒⁿ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵃˡˡ
ⁱ ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ˢᵗᵃʸ ʳⁱᵍʰᵗ ʰᵉʳᵉ ᵒʳ ᵈⁱˢᵃᵖᵖᵉᵃʳ, ᵃⁿᵈ ⁿᵒᵇᵒᵈʸ'ᵈ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ⁿᵒᵗⁱᶜᵉ ᵃᵗ ᵃˡˡ

ⁱ'ᵐ ᵃ ᵗʰᵉᵒʳⁱˢᵗ ⁱⁿ ᵃ ᵇᵃᵗʰʳᵒᵒᵐ 'ᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᵐʸ ᵇᵘᵈᵈʸ ᵏⁱⁿᵈᵃ ˡᵉᶠᵗ ᵐᵉ ᵃˡᵒⁿᵉ
ᵇᵘᵗ ⁱ'ᵈ ʳᵃᵗʰᵉʳ ᶠᵃᵏᵉ ᵖᵉᵉ ᵗʰᵃⁿ ˢᵗᵃⁿᵈ ᵃʷᵏʷᵃʳᵈˡʸ, ᵃⁿᵈ ⁱ'ᵐ ˢᵗᵘᶜᵏ ⁱⁿ ʰᵉʳᵉ ʷⁱᵗʰᵒᵘᵗ ᵃ ᵖʰᵒⁿᵉ

ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ᶠᵉˡᵗ ᶠⁱⁿᵉ ʷʰᵉⁿ ⁱ ʷᵃˢ ʰᵃˡᶠ ᵒᶠ ᵃ ᵖᵃⁱʳ
ⁿᵒʷ ᵗʰʳᵒᵘᵍʰ ⁿᵒ ᶠᵃᵘˡᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵐⁱⁿᵉ, ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ'ˢ ⁿᵒ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ʰᵃˡᶠ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ

ⁿᵒʷ ⁱ'ᵐ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵐᵃᵗᵗʰᵉʷ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵃᵗʰʳᵒᵒᵐ, ᵐᵃᵗᵗʰᵉʷ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵃᵗʰʳᵒᵒᵐ ᵈᵘʳⁱⁿᵍ ᵃ ᵐⁱˢˢⁱᵒⁿ
ᶠᵒʳᵍᵉᵗ ʰᵒʷ ˡᵒⁿᵍ ⁱᵗ'ˢ ᵇᵉᵉⁿ
ⁱ'ᵐ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵐᵃᵗᵗʰᵉʷ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵃᵗʰʳᵒᵒᵐ, ᵐᵃᵗᵗʰᵉʷ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵃᵗʰʳᵒᵒᵐ ᵈᵘʳⁱⁿᵍ ᵃ ᵐⁱˢˢⁱᵒⁿ
ⁿᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃⁿ'ᵗ ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ⁱⁿ!
ⁱ'ᵐ ʷᵃⁱᵗⁱⁿᵍ ⁱᵗ ᵒᵘᵗ 'ᵗⁱˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐⁱˢˢⁱᵒⁿˢ ᶜᵒᵐᵖˡᵉᵗᵉ
ᵃⁿᵈ ᵖⁱᶜᵏⁱⁿᵍ ᵃᵗ ᵍʳᵒᵘᵗ ᵃˢ ⁱ ˢᵒᶠᵗˡʸ ᵍʳⁱᵉᵛᵉ
ⁱ'ᵐ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵐᵃᵗᵖᵃᵗ ʷʰᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵏⁿᵒʷ, ᵐᵃᵗᵗʰᵉʷ ᶠˡʸⁱⁿ' ˢᵒˡᵒ, ᵐᵃᵗᵗʰᵉʷ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵃᵗʰʳᵒᵒᵐ ᵇʸ ʰⁱᵐˢᵉˡᶠ
ᵃˡˡ ᵇʸ ʰⁱᵐˢᵉˡᶠ

ⁱ ᵃᵐ ʰⁱᵈⁱⁿᵍ, ᵇᵘᵗ ʰᵉ'ˢ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ, ʲᵘˢᵗ ⁱᵍⁿᵒʳⁱⁿᵍ ᵃˡˡ ᵒᵘʳ ʰⁱˢᵗᵒʳʸ
ᵐᵉᵐᵒʳⁱᵉˢ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵉʳᵃˢᵉᵈ, ᵃⁿᵈ ⁱ'ˡˡ ᵍᵉᵗ ʳᵉᵖˡᵃᶜᵉᵈ, ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵃⁿᵒᵗʰᵉʳ, ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ᵛᵉʳˢⁱᵒⁿ ᵒᶠ ᵐᵉ
ᵃⁿᵈ ⁱ ʰᵉᵃʳ ᵃ ⁿⁱᵏⁱᵗᵃ ˢⁱⁿᵍ ᵃˡᵒⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ʷʰⁱᵗⁿᵉʸ ᵗʰʳᵒᵘᵍʰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵒᵒʳ, "ⁱ ʷᵃⁿⁿᵃ ᵈᵃⁿᶜᵉ ʷⁱᵗʰ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵇᵒᵈʸ"
ᵃⁿᵈ ᵐʸ ᶠᵉᵉˡⁱⁿᵍˢ ˢⁱⁿᵏ, 'ᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ⁱᵗ ᵐᵃᵏᵉˢ ᵐᵉ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵏ: ⁿᵒʷ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ'ˢ ⁿᵒ ᵒⁿᵉ ʷʰᵒ ᶜᵃⁿ ʰᵉˡᵖ ᵐᵉ ᶠⁱᵍʰᵗ ᵐᵉᵃⁿ ᵍⁱʳˡˢ ᵃⁿʸᵐᵒʳᵉ!

ⁿᵒʷ ⁱᵗ'ˢ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵐᵃᵗᵗʰᵉʷ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵃᵗʰʳᵒᵒᵐ, ᵐᵃᵗᵗʰᵉʷ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵃᵗʰʳᵒᵒᵐ ᵈᵘʳⁱⁿᵍ ᵃ ᵐⁱˢˢⁱᵒⁿ

ˢʰᵒᵘˡᵈ ⁱ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵍʳᵃᵇᵇᵉᵈ ᵃ ᵇᵉᵉʳ?
ᵐᵃᵗᵖᵃᵗ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵃᵗʰʳᵒᵒᵐ, ᵐᵃᵗᵗʰᵉʷ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵃᵗʰʳᵒᵒᵐ ᵈᵘʳⁱⁿᵍ ᵃ ᵐⁱˢˢⁱᵒⁿ
ᵃˢ ⁱ ᶜʰᵒᵏᵉ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵉᵃʳˢ
ⁱ'ˡˡ ʷᵃⁱᵗ ᵃˢ ˡᵒⁿᵍ ᵃˢ ⁱ ⁿᵉᵉᵈ, ᵘⁿᵗⁱˡ ᵐʸ ᶠᵃᶜᵉ ⁱˢ ᵈʳʸ
ᵒʳ ⁱ'ˡˡ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵇˡᵃᵐᵉ ⁱᵗ ᵒⁿ ˢᵏⁱᵖ, ᵒʳ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ⁱⁿ ᵐʸ ᵉʸᵉ!
ⁱ'ᵐ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵐᵃᵗᵗʰᵉʷ ʷʰᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵏⁿᵒʷ, ᵐᵃᵗᵗʰᵉʷ ᶠˡʸⁱⁿ' ˢᵒˡᵒ

ᵐᵃᵗᵗʰᵉʷ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵃᵗʰʳᵒᵒᵐ ᵇʸ ʰⁱᵐˢᵉˡᶠ!

[ᵐᵃᵗᵗʰᵉʷ & ᵃˡˡ]
ᵏⁿᵒᶜᵏ, ᵏⁿᵒᶜᵏ, ᵏⁿᵒᶜᵏ, ᵏⁿᵒᶜᵏ
ᵗʰᵉʸ'ʳᵉ ᵍᵒⁿⁿᵃ ˢᵗᵃʳᵗ ᵗᵒ ˢʰᵒᵘᵗ ˢᵒᵒⁿ
ᵏⁿᵒᶜᵏ, ᵏⁿᵒᶜᵏ, ᵏⁿᵒᶜᵏ, ᵏⁿᵒᶜᵏ
ᵒʰ ʰᵉˡˡ ʸᵉᵃʰ, ⁱ'ˡˡ ᵇᵉ ᵒᵘᵗ ˢᵒᵒⁿ
ᵏⁿᵒᶜᵏ, ᵏⁿᵒᶜᵏ, ᵏⁿᵒᶜᵏ, ᵏⁿᵒᶜᵏ
ⁱᵗ ˢᵘᶜᵏˢ ʸᵒᵘ ˡᵉᶠᵗ ᵐᵉ ʰᵉʳᵉ ᵃˡᵒⁿᵉ
ᵏⁿᵒᶜᵏ, ᵏⁿᵒᶜᵏ, ᵏⁿᵒᶜᵏ, ᵏⁿᵒᶜᵏ
ʰᵉʳᵉ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰⁱˢ ʸᵒᵘᵗᵘᵇᵉ ᵇᵃᵗᵗˡᵉ ᶻᵒⁿᵉ-
ᶜˡᵃⁿᵍ, ᶜˡᵃⁿᵍ, ᶜˡᵃⁿᵍ, ᶜˡᵃⁿᵍ
ⁱ ᶠᵉᵉˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖʳᵉˢˢᵘʳᵉ ᵇˡᵒʷⁱⁿᵍ ᵘᵖ
ᵇᵃⁿᵍ, ᵇᵃⁿᵍ, ᵇᵃⁿᵍ, ᵇᵃⁿᵍ
ᵐʸ ᵇⁱᵍ ᵐⁱˢᵗᵃᵏᵉ ʷᵃˢ ˢʰᵒʷⁱⁿᵍ ᵘᵖ
ˢᵖˡᵃˢʰ, ˢᵖˡᵃˢʰ, ˢᵖˡᵃˢʰ, ˢᵖˡᵃˢʰ

ⁱ ᵗʰʳᵒʷ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ʷᵃᵗᵉʳ ⁱⁿ ᵐʸ ᶠᵃᶜᵉ
ᵃⁿᵈ ⁱ ᵃᵐ ⁱⁿ ᵃ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ᵖˡᵃᶜᵉ
ⁱ ᵍᵒ ᵗᵒ ᵒᵖᵉⁿ ᵘᵖ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵒᵒʳ
ᵇᵘᵗ ⁱ ᶜᵃⁿ'ᵗ ʰᵉᵃʳ ᵏⁿᵒᶜᵏⁱⁿᵍ
ᵃⁿʸᵐᵒʳᵉ

ᵃⁿᵈ ⁱ ᶜᵃⁿ'ᵗ ʰᵉˡᵖ ᵇᵘᵗ ʸᵉᵃʳⁿ
ᶠᵒʳ ᵃ ᵈⁱᶠᶠᵉʳᵉⁿᵗ ᵗⁱᵐᵉ
ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉⁿ ⁱ ˡᵒᵒᵏ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐⁱʳʳᵒʳ
ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖʳᵉˢᵉⁿᵗ ⁱˢ ᶜˡᵉᵃʳᵉʳ
ᵃⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ'ˢ ⁿᵒ ᵈᵉⁿʸⁱⁿᵍ, ⁱ'ᵐ ʲᵘˢᵗ-

ᵒⁿ ᵃ ᵐⁱˢˢⁱᵒⁿ
ⁱˢ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ᵃ ˢᵃᵈᵈᵉʳ ˢⁱᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵃⁿ-
*ʰᵘᵐˢ*
ᵐᵃᵗᵗʰᵉʷ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵃᵗʰʳᵒᵒᵐ ᵈᵘʳⁱⁿᵍ ᵃ ᵐⁱˢˢⁱᵒⁿ
ᵗʰⁱˢ ⁱˢ ᵃ ʰᵉⁱⁿᵒᵘˢ ⁿⁱᵍʰᵗ
ⁱ ʷⁱˢʰ ⁱ ˢᵗᵃʸᵉᵈ ᵃᵗ ʰᵒᵐᵉ ⁱⁿ ᵇᵉᵈ ʷᵃᵗᶜʰⁱⁿᵍ ᶠᵘᶜᵏⁱⁿᵍ ᵖᵒʳⁿ
ᵒʳ ʷⁱˢʰ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ⁱ'ᵈ ᵇᵉ ᵏⁱˡˡᵉᵈ ⁱⁿˢᵗᵉᵃᵈ
ʷⁱˢʰ ⁱ ʷᵃˢ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵇᵒʳⁿ
ⁱ'ᵐ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵐᵃᵗᵗʰᵉʷ, ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵉᵃᵈ
ˡᵒᵒᵏ ʰᵒʷ ˡᵘᶜᵏʸ ⁱ ᵃᵐ
ᶜʳʸⁱⁿᵍ ᵇᵉʰⁱⁿᵈ ᵃ ᵈᵃᵐⁿ ᵈᵒᵒʳ
ᵗᵉˡˡ ᵐᵉ, ʷʰᵃᵗ ʷᵃˢ ⁱᵗ ᶠᵒʳ?
ᵐᵃᵗᵗʰᵉʷ ᶠˡʸⁱⁿ' ˢᵒˡᵒ
ʷʰᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵏ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᵏⁿᵒʷ
ᵐᵃᵗᵗʰᵉʷ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵃᵗʰʳᵒᵒᵐ ᵇʸ ʰⁱᵐˢᵉˡᶠ
ᵃˡˡ ᵇʸ ʰⁱᵐˢᵉˡᶠ
ᵃˡˡ ᵇʸ ʰⁱᵐˢᵉˡᶠ
ᵃⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ᶜᵃʳᵉ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵈᵃᵐⁿ ᶠʳⁱᵉⁿᵈˢ

ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ˢᵖᵉᵃᵏ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ ᵃᵍᵃⁱⁿ