~•~ Cardboard Noah ~•~

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by fairyjeri

by fairyjeri

I'll never be with Noah Schnapp. I'll never get to be in his arms, caress his beautiful, brown hair, tell him how much i truly love him.

That's what i thought, I thought any chance of Noah and I was a silly dream, a distant, distant dream. That is, until, one faithful day...

It was late February, a Saturday. I didn't have homework and I was bored scrolling through TikTok. All of the challenges and dances were just becoming one big blur that created an endless time loop of boring videos. Until I saw him, Noah. His beautiful smile, those adorable eyes. My insides tingled, my stomach turned. My vagina got butterflies.

Oh Noah, how I long to be with you, I thought as I slowly slipped my hands down inside my underwear. I want you inside of me Noah, I want your hands on my neck, I want your lips on my lips.

I rubbed harder, faster. My breath was becoming short, i felt warm tingles all over. Oh god, I'm climaxing. I caress my vagina with skill and pleasure. Oh Noah, Noah, NOAH, No-. I let out a loud moan as I squirt all over my bedsheets. The only sound I can make after is a large sigh of relief.

After cleaning myself up I continue to scroll through TikTok. I finally find a good video. A girl, some dumb blonde, made a life size cutout of Dr. Phil. What the fuck? I think. She even tagged Dr Phil's account in the caption. I immediately go right to the comments. And there, I see it.

drphil: I love it!

No way! Dr. Phil really saw this? I can't believe this girl got Dr. Phil to recognize her. If only Noah recognized me, I thought. And then, it hit me.

I should make a life size cutout of Noah Schnapp!

Why haven't I thought of this sooner? What if this could actually get the guy of my dreams to recognize me?

The next day I went straight to work. My mom and I went to Target and got the supplies. I cut the cardboard and printed out the photos. I made sure to document the whole process. After an hour and a half, I finally finished the cardboard cutout. Even on cardboard Noah looks so sexy.

I posted the video on my account, making sure to tag him. It'll be crazy if he actually notices it. I only have 223 followers on TikTok. Him finding me is virtually impossible. Hopeful, but not to hopeful, I turn off my phone and go to bed with a smile on my face.

The next morning I wake up and eat breakfast like any normal day. Except it wasn't a normal day. I went to check my phone (honestly I had forgotten about the situation) and all I saw was notification after notification. Tons of random white girls and everyday TikTok users liking and commenting. In less than 24 hours, my video was already at 335k views. Crazy how the internet works.

I scroll through, quickly skimming the comments. Tons of laughing emojis and "Noah needs to see this" comments. But he didn't, no comment was by "noahschnapp." I sighed. Guess it was worth a shot.

As the day went on, my phone kept blowing up. Tons of people who weren't Noah kept liking my post. It seemed like everyone but Noah acknowledged my existence.

It felt useless, like all of the views I was getting meant nothing. A whole day passed and no Noah. I went to bed that night upset. The notifications finally died down a bit, so I was able to get some sleep. That was until 11 o clock.

I woke up from a very vivid dream. In the dream, Noah saw my TikTok video and wanted to meet me. If only it was more than a dream.

I rolled over to grab my phone, it was still going off. I lied there and watch the notifications go off. Ping, Ping, Ping. I kind of zoned out watching all of these likes and comments pop up. Until I came to and heard another ping. I looked at what it said:

noahschnapp commented: "lol this is amazing!"

I sprung out of my bed, No fucking way! My heart dropped. I couldn't believe my eyes. I wanted to leap for joy. For two minutes i was completely in shock. And just when things couldn't get any better, an Instagram notification popped up on my phone:

Noah Schnapp (@noahschnapp) is following you