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A blond, brunette, and a redhead decide to rob a bank, they try to go in through the back which sets off the alarms, so the brunette jumps into a bag of dogs to hide, the redhead jumps into a bag of cats, and finally the blonde jumps into a bag of potatoes.

Three cops come along a brunette, a redhead, and a blond, they each kick one bag, the brunette cop kicks the bag of dogs, when the hidden brunette goes "ruff, ruff!" the brunette cop is satisfied and leaves, next the redheaded cop kicks the bag of cats, the hidden redhead says "meeeoooowww!" the redheaded cop is satisfied and leaves, finally the blond cop kicks the bag of potatoes, the hidden blond screams "potato potato!!!!!!!!" the blond cop feels satisfied and leaves.

Months later the initial blond brunette and redhead are caught with the money they collected from the bank robbing, they are asked how they got the money in the first place and the blond replies " we hid in bags of things and acted natural." the person who asked. then responded what did you do as an individual? the blond quickly responded "I hid in a sack of potatoes and screamed potato potato." ok........... the man responded

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