Okay here we go.
A) Why are most main characters tall? I mean they're all 5'7 and then get a love interest that's 6'2! I AM BARELY 5'1. Every time I see a short main character I kind of fangirl on the inside. IT'S BEAUTIFUL. I have yet to see a short girl with an average or kind of short guy, or an AVERAGE HEIGHT GIRL LIKE SERIOUSLY WHY IS EVERYONE EITHER A MODEL OR 5'1??????????????? When I see a girl that is 5'3 or 5'4 be with a guy who is 5'10 I will hug the author. Forever.
B) I don't know why this annoys me so much, but the gay best friend. Dude. Seriously. Every gay best friend is extremely flamboyant. I understand that this is a common stereotype, I even know some people like this but the majority of my gay guy friends are just normal guys.... who happen to like other guys? And why do I never see a lesbian best friend? I rarely see bisexual people. Haven't seen many transgender people either. Enough.
C) Is it just me.... or are the majority of characters on here white? I mean most are white, I have seen many Hispanic but the Asian or African American people are seriously under used. Are we racist? STOP.
D) Butterflies. This has nothing to do with Wattpad but I don't like bugs in general. People are always like "but butterflies are pretty!" Okay, I guess. They're still glorified moths (I.HATE.MOTHS.) They're creepy, crawly bugs and everyone thinks I'm a freak when I say I hate them. Keep them away.
E) Why is the name Avery so popular? Don't get me wrong, it's a nice name BUT I SEE IT EVERYWHERE! Avery for girls, guys, parents, teachers, hamsters, cars, that creepy hobo who lives in your closet, EVERYONE.
You know what I want you to do? Grab a teddy bear. Now, name this teddy bear Avery. Next I would like you to promise Avery that you will stop using the name Avery in every one of your lovely stories. Now please take Avery outside. Grab the matches from your parents. Grab a shovel. Please set Avery on fire. Watch Avery burn. Start digging. Bury Avery deep in the ground where no one will ever find him. Now grab Umbridge's torture pen and write 'I must not name my character Avery or Fluffy will kill me while I sleep' one hundred times.
Thank you, and goodnight my darlings.
