BNHA Oneshots

Shitty Hair🌸

SHIP: KIRIBAKU
Bakugo has the coronavirus so kirishima takes care of him UwU
Jk bakugo has a bad flu.
Enjoy~
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Bakugo wasn't at school this Monday. He didn't come to school. That's really it. I didn't really mind, sometimes he would take breaks for himself, you know? But he didn't come on Tuesday, or Wednesday either. So i got worried. What if he was in trouble? He didn't message us.

So that's when I went over to his house. And I... was kind of shocked at how he looked.

*Friday Afternoon, 4:32 pm, after school at Katsuki's dorm...*

"Katsukiiiii?" I questioned as I knocked on the door to his room. I expected loud, angry screaming and insults, or him saying "The fuck you want shitty hair?" But no. All i heard was a few raspy, phlegm filled coughs, and an angry sounding whimper from inside the room. I pressed my head against the door trying to listen to his words. "Hellooooo?" I loudly said, trying to get his attention. "Uuummhhn...Eijirou?.." was all i heard from inside. The voice sounded high pitched and hoarse. "Oi Bakugou! Yep, it's me. I thought you died bro, haha. I'm gonna come in now, okay?" I said in reply to the small sickly voice. "Urgh.. shitty hair. It's unlocked already. Open the door or sumthin'.."

I slowly began to open the door. All of a sudden i was hit with the smell of must, and even vomit. It wasn't unbearable, maybe not even that gross. I had a feeling he was sick when i heard his voice. "Bakubro? Bakubroooo..." i said, closing the door behind me and walking around, looking for my ash blonde friend. "Hrm... kitchen, shitty hair." He said. I walked to the kitchen, wondering if he was telling me he was there or to get something. As i stepped in the small rustic kitchen, i heard slight coughs. And lo and behold, there Katsuki was, sickly as a cat with leukemia. He was laying on the floor with a pillow, sitting against one of the cabinets on the ground. Tissues were laying beneath him like cotton balls, and rolls of toilet paper and cough drops laid neatly beside his heated body. "Bakubro? You got the flu or somethin'?" I questioned. "Hrmmmm.... mhm." He answered. "I guess I'm taking care of a blonde stick of tnt for the rest of the week." I muttered before picking him up bridal style. "The fuck are ya doin' you.... grrr." He angrily muttered, his voice still quiet. I slowly walked to his bathroom, deciding on getting his clothes later. "You're getting a god damn bath. Trust me, you don't look that cute. You're hair is uneven. You look dusty." I said (lmfao i hope yall get that reference). "Guuh. Okay." He sheepishly responded.

(SHOOKY WOOKY TIME SKIP, BROUGHT TO YOU BY JASIKI KUN.)

"Don't bathe me, you red coochie cunt." Katsuki muttered to me as i rubbed his back with a soapy wet rag. "Fuck you too." I responded. "You wish."
"I will, fuckwad. Now, lift your arms." I said.

He grumbled in rebellion before weakly lifting his arm. "I love you, bath bomb." I whispered to him before kissing his temple.
"Fuckin' hell shitty hair. I... I love you too or sumthin." He muttered back, his face getting redder. I laughed at the appearance of his flushed cheeks. "What's wrong Baku? You in sicko mode or something?" I laughed.

He let out an string of curse words as i continued washing his chest with the rag.

He's so cute. At least i can spend some time with him while he's sick.

AN! Sorry for this being short lmao. Ill make the next one longer, or spicier lol.