BigHit FAMILY [Book 2]

Corona Time

(YALL THIS IS JUST A JOKE! I REAPEAT A JOKE thank u)

Jin: ... So boys, there is this virus that 's taking over the world in a storm. You know what the means...

Jungkook: ... We eat all of the toilet paper?

H.kai: no hyung, we have to save the teepees for tomorrow. Remember we have to do something with it?

Jungkook: oh yeahhhh

Leehyun: if you two are thinking of teepeeing my house, yall better back off now.

JK n HK: WHERE DID YOU- WHEN?!

Leehyun: i was told to be here, so non of you dies or some shit

Jungkook: okay, rude

Leehyun, pitching JK's ear: you know what else is rude? Teepeeing someone's house!

Jungkook: ow oW OW OKAYYY WE WONT!

Leehyun: *let's go*

Jungkook: my ear...

Jin: back to WHERE we were. What we need to do it to-

Jungkook: SHIT ON EVERYONE!

Jin: NO!

Taehyung: oh.. we pee on them?

Jin: You two are idiots... We have to SANITIZE!

JK n Tae: oOOoOOh

Jimin: jesus...

Jin: Now, we have to all work together and sa-

Jungkook: yeah, I'm not doing it.

Vmin: yeah same.

TXT: can we go now?

Leehyun: I'm gonna take a dump,

Leehyun: *runs to the bathroom*

TXT:*goes to their rooms*

Maknae line: *runs to the gaming room*

Jin: ...

Namjoon: we can help you-

Jin: sweetheart you will just destroy things, just go to bed

Namjoon: k...

Yoongi, pointing at himself: can I go to bed too?

Jin: NO

Yoongi, pouty: aw no fair

Hoseok: I'll help clean!

2 hours later

Hoseok: all done!

Yoongi: the kitchen's sanitized

Leehyun: I cleaned the garage and found a dead rat... so I threw it away and sanitized the whole garage.

Jin: Gee, thanks hyung

Leehyun: oh and by the way...

The 3: yeah?

Leehyun: you guys can't enter the garage until the tomorrow afternoon.

Hoseok: huh?

Leehyun: so you guys won't get contaminated.

Jin: Oh,

Yoongi: so where are our cars?

Leehyun: outside

Yoongi: did you sanitize it?

Leehyun:

Hoseok: ?

Jin: hyung..

Leehyun: I'LL BE BACK-

Leehyun:*runs out the door with his cleaning bucket and his bag of sanitizing stuff*

Later...

Jungkook, from his room: AHHHHHHHHH

BTXT ft. Leehyun: ?!

Jin: What's wrong?!

Hoseok: Did you die?

Jungkook: yes, and

Jungkook: look! ARMYs wished us to stay safe

Jimin: Aw... how sweet of them

Taehyung: tell them to stay save too!

Jungkook, typing: on it

Yoongi: Really? REALLY?! YOU QAOKE ME UP JUST FOR THAT?! THAT'S IT I HATE THIS HOUSEHOLD

Yoongi:*slams the door close*

Jin: who pissed in his coffee?

Namjoon: let's just leave him be, he'll be out by tomorrow morning.

Hoseok: he kinda looked like an angry kitty

Jimin: he is one

BTXT ft. Leehyun: Yea

Yoongi, from his room: I HEARD THAT!

Hoseok: Oop-