Jessie - Hahahahaha. Omg this is so funny! *everyone stares at her*
Or
Jessie - Eh could be sadder, if he died more brutally than it would be more funny.
Jessie on the inside or when she's alone - *sobs* Noooo! Don't die! Don't die! Don't dieeeee! Come baccck! Nooooooooooooooooooo! He was just like James..... JAMES I LOVE YOU *luckily he can't hear her*
James - *hugging Jessie/Meowth and sobbing all over them* Can't believe that little boy died.. he was so nice and supportive over her.
Or
James - *pretending to sleep so people can throw popcorn/snacks at him than later he eats the popcorn or snacks thrown at him*
Meowth - *eyes glow but he managed to fight back tears* h-he died.. oh no the cat is meowing this is so sad... and she's crying.. lol haha misfortunes are great!
Meowth if he already saw the movie - oh yeah and her boyfriend with the blue hair dies and the cat is just their crying and meowing, and Jenny (main character) starts sobbing and sobbing just cuz of her stupid slave boyfriend.
Audience - Booooooooooooo *throws popcorn*
Cassidy - Oh ok, so that just happened. So uhm Jake (the boyfriend) drowned himself JUST because he was bullied by a green haired nerd and his girlfriend.
Butch - It's not that bad.. I mean no I'm not mean or anything b-but *holding back tears*
Also I just made up a movie plot for them to talk about, it would be slightly different if they were watching a different movie.
Jenny - Based off Jessie
Jake - Based off James
Cat - Based off Meowth
Green Haired Bully - based off Butch
Green Hair's Girlfriend - Based Off Cassidy