Rocketshipping:
Jessie: Oh.. Me and James?? *blushes and looks further and sees sin* OH NONONO! Ahhhhhhh! *deletes search history*
Jessie's Mom: Jessie what happened to your search history
Jessie: Nothing!!!
Jessie's Mom: ok I'm re downloading the search history and there better be no Porn Hub or sex tape videos.
Jessie: 😧
James: Me and Jessie! I'd rather dieeeeeeeeee! And also why are they dis-including Meowth.
Meowth: Hmm Rocketshipping.. *lenny face and thinks of ways to get them together*
Cassidy: Omg! Jessie and James? HaH! Isn't this great Biff!
Butch: it's Butch! And yeah it's awesome. Two idiots as a couple so the rest of the world wouldn't have to put up with them having a crush on them.
Cassidy: Mhm.
Neoshipping:
Jessie; Two idiots, Hmmm *scrolls down to find sin* Ohhhhhh I found some, and it is spicy! *sends pics to Cassidy's number that she somehow has*
James: Oh. Cassidy and Botch. Surprising that Botch can get a girlfriend but I mean it's some rude ugly girl with pigtails who's dominant over him.
Meowth: Hmm, this ship is kinda like Jess and Jim, but with our enemies. They both must've been desperate.
Cassidy: Me and B-Butch? Oh w-wow... uhm.. *blushing* I must never let Butch see this!
Butch: Too late, also why is it called Neoshipping
Cassidy: Neo means new
Butch; and we're not new we were in Indigo League. But ships cool tho-
Cassidy: *blush* BOOTCH!!!
Blueshipping:
Jessie: James... and... Meowth.. b-but James is MINE, and also Meowth is a Pokémon as James is a human... the name of the ship does remind me of James floofy hair though. And wait does that make me the new third wheel?
James: O-Oh me and Meowth.. that's... weird.. and uhm unique, Meowth is kinda more like a friend and I wouldn't love Meowth even if we were Pokémon. And also why does everyone think I'm gay :<
Meowth: ok so this makes me less of a third wheel but.. uhm James is kinda too much of an idiot for my love-liking, and I ship him with Jessie.
Cassidy: O..human and Pokémon.. rm kinda strange but oh well it's a ship and people can ship whatever, and it would be kinda cute if James was a Pokémon.
Butch: Ok, I hate James a lot because he mispronounces my name the most BUT, it doesn't mean he can be shipped with a Pokémon, also what's the big kink with James being gay?
Jessie x Meowth:
Jessie: oH woW.. why must it be a me-ship that's not with James.. it's weird and Meowth is just a friend, potentially family but not in a romantic way.
James: So I'm a third wheel, also Meowth claws off Jessie SHeS MINE.
Meowth: I'd happily get my claws off Jessie, also I think being a third wheel is actually better than me being shipped with a human.
Cassidy: Jessie.. and a Pokémon *laughs* ridiculous! I can tease Jessie with this fan art.
Butch: Pokemon.. x Human.. why... my eyes.. stop! Also Jess also doesn't deserve this. I'm just gonna.. *clears search history and abandons computer*
