"aye Keith buddy!" Lance called as he walked into lounge room.
"What lance?" Keith replied uninterested.
"Can you help me spell a word?"
"Sure, what is it?" Keith sighed
"Can you spell 'me'?"
"What!? Really lance? Are you actually that dumb?" Keith asked, almost spilling his dark soulless coffee.
Lance spoke up proudly,"on a scale of 1 to 10, yes!"
Keith pinched the bridge of his nose, amazed and confused, at how someone so cute could be this dumb. "Alright lance, the word 'me' is spelt 'M' 'E', got it?"
Lance pouted his lips,"but, isn't there a 'D' ?"
"Wha- lance! Do I have to tutor you now!!? There's no 'D' in 'me'!" Keith shouted.
"Heh, not yet" lance replied, trying to keep a straight face. But instead double over in laughter, almost crying as he called out to Pidge,"pidgeon! Did U get that!?"
Pidge stumbled into the room laughing, with her recording device in hand. "Haha, yep!" She manages to say through her laughter.
Keith now just realises what has happened and is bright red, with both the heat of his blush, and his anger.
The whole thing was absolutely priceless, and Shiro got to watch the whole thing through the window between the lounge room and kitchen.
~yeet! That was exactly 221 words!! Omg! UwU~
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Oneshots With The Space Gays
FanfictionIdek, it's just a klance mess. There will be some smut (probably alot) and there also might be some shklance here and there (or some other side ships). If you don't like smut, simply skip those chapters! If you don't like shklance, simply skip thos...
