Weak Hero: That scary fucker beat the crap out of me (Graylex fic: Alex x Gray)

Part One

PART ONE: The first attempt

It's safe to say that Alex Go, or formerly known as 'Alex Fuckoutmyway', officially likes dudes- scratch that. Likes a dude.

That's right, he likes a dude.

Ooh, shocking.

Alex had no idea how it happened, but it just did, and it hit him like a frying pan that morning as he laid on his bed, blankly staring at his ceiling.

It was three hours before school and his mind was completely wiped clean, whilst he analyzed the popcorn-like pattern above his bed. The pattern looked rough, he thought. Looked like the texture of a wound that could be inflicted by a brick. Alex found himself chuckling, his face a pleasant shade of pink, while thinking: 'wow sounds like something Gray would do-'

That's when it came to him. 

'Hey there motherfucker, Gray Yeon is the hottest scrawny-ass dude you've ever seen, and you were totally staring at his ass at the pool place yesterday.' 

The realization hit him hard, causing his brain to short circuit whilst sending an electric jolt up his spine. Alex tumbled over his bed, landing on the floor with a hard thud. His tail-bone suffered the most damage as he rubbed his back grimacing at the pressure. 'Ouch, that's gonna bruise.'

But his bruised bottom could wait, he had bigger problems to attend. Like - how the hell is he going to handle his newfound interest, there is no fucking way he'll be able to look at Gray('s ass) the same way ever again. Considering that his heart had already made its decision. The boy wasn't stupid- well, he wasn't that stupid.

He knew that his heart needed tending, and that his painful single-ness liked to lead him to places he'd never imagine being in. This, being one of those places. 

Well, was he going to deny his blossoming feelings for Gray? No.

Was he going to address his feelings with Gray? Yes.

Did he at least have a plan, or had a clear idea of how to confess? Oh Fuck No.

Alex might not be the stupid-est of the stupid, but he was still exceptionally stupid.

When he got to school, he decided to go through with his ultimate master plan: aka aimless rambling and Improvisation. Yes, he did his research earlier, after he tumbled out of his bed clothes. Apparently, the way to winning over a girl's heart was to be 'adorably dorky'. Which was- honestly not Alex's cup of tea.

So that's exactly what he did-

Alex waited for the perfect time to swoop into class 1 - 5 to try his hand at sweeping Gray off of his feet. As soon as he appeared leaning against the low hanging doorway. His eyes immediately scanned over the class uselessly, only to realize that Gray sat at the front with Eugene.

'Aight, now's my chance.' He thought, his enthusiasm faltering a bit, before he rhythmically made his way to Gray's desk. Alex planted his hands firmly on the surface in front of him and waited silently for Gray to notice he was there.

...Seconds of awkward silence passed as Eugene stared at Alex's determined face from his own desk, shriveling in pure discomfort.

Okay, this was getting sad.

Alex's eyebrow twitched before he spoke up. "So.. Hi Gray"

Given the circumstance, Gray didn't look all too happy to see him. (He never does though). He watched as Gray's pencil came to a halt on his worksheet, and waited a little longer for him to respond.