when a man met a ogre

chapter 1

Lord Farquad figided with his shiney hair one last before leaving his Royal castle to the ... swamps. He could feel his gag reflex activate at just the thought of where he was about to go , where his tiny feet were about to step. BUT it was all going to be worth it because even though the thought of the disgraceful swamp makes him want to barf to the royal eggs and gravy he had this morning , the thought of seeing that beautiful green beast of a Shrek he dreams so often about its becoming concerning , sends butterfly's straight from his head up to his heart. And even though feeling was simply splendid. The feeling of those butterflies in his booty area wasn't the greatest. Oh no maybe he shouldn't have had so much royal gravy this morning hehe , he thought to him self as one of the royal guards placed a step stool on the ground in front of the grand carriages openings . "Thank you" Farquad said as he hoped into the carriage. The gaurs bowed in response. Poor soul, Farquad giggled to himself as the guard bowed down directly in the area where the Lord just released the  butt butterfly's. The carriage started towards the swamp with one of his most trusted advisors (Morrese) driving  , let's just say the lord didn't want alot of people knowing where or who he was about to see. anxiety filled him to the brim as the carriage sped up and the wind blew his long brown bob with it. What if Shrek .. didn't see me as I saw him , the lord thought to himself while fiddling with the small rings in his small hand. What if all Shrek saw in him we're his flaws and insecurities.. while he saw nothing but beauty in Shrek and everything he did.. the lord got swep so deep into thought , it took him a second to realize Morrese was talking to him. "...we are almost there my king but please exuse my concern but I must ask you to be careful by yourself in this part of the forest." Lord Farquad knew the hidden meaning in Morrese's words , be careful around the ogre alone. And he was wanted to yell at Morrese and banish him from the kingdom and punish everyone who wrongly assumed about the ogre just off of his bad boy or rude demeanor and look. But alas even though it breaks and feels as though someone is yanking and jabbing at his heart Everytime he hears things like this , he can't defend Shrek like he can't his heart from what he's about to do . The carriage stopped a little ways away from Shrek's little cottage. He could see mud everywhere , he guess that's Shrek's front yard .. enthen there's the outhouse. For some reason that mad a small smile creep onto his disportional face. He didn't even give Morrese a glance as he slowly used both his feet and hoped out of the redicuaslly tall carriage. Three things happened at the same instant.. the carriage took of faster than what seemed possible , Shrek stepped out of his cottage and Farquad lost his breath and everybit of sense he had left in this micro body.