One Direction Imagines

He Farts

Niall: You were cuddling on the bed together, trying to go to sleep. You both just had Nandos, and you were trying to sleep for an early interview in the morning which you had to attend to aswell. Niall was close to you, your head buried deep into his neck, smelling his sweet scent. Until your nostrils filled with an unpleasant smell. You automatically jumped up from your position, making Niall jump out and wrap you into a tight hug. "Ew Niall!" You whined. He chuckled and said " what babe?" He smirked and you just covered your nose. "You know exactly what am I talking about." He laughed and pulled you into a tight hug and you were kissing non stop. Then he pulled away and said "silent, but violent." "That is it! You are never having Nandos again!" You laughed as he pouted.

Harry: "I love you(Y/N)" Harry whispered in your ear softly as you cuddled tighter against just body that was sat on the sofa. "I'll protect you." he said whilst patting your hair. You were both watching a horror movie, you were ok with them, but this one was a bit too graphic for your liking. you tensed and whimpered as the chainsaw came down and cut the girls limbs off. Harry sat you in his lap and then bam! There was a shit scary scene that created a noise from below you. Harry had gone bright red because now you were staring at him with a raised eyebrow. "Did you just fart?" He shuffled in his seat and replied with a nod. You just laughed and said "well at least it doesn't smell!"

Liam: You sucked your finger like a lollipop, trying to get the batter mix off whilst staring at Liam. When you pulled the finger out your mouth it made a popping noise and you moaned. Liam became uncomfortable, obviously getting a hard on in his boxers. You laughed and went back to mixing. "Oh no, you can't just give me a boner and not help me out." You smeared cake mixture on his face and ran off. He was hot on you heels and tackled you to the sofa. Then you heard a noise and you know what that noise was. "Uh liam, that is gross!" You shouted loudly and then the smell filled your nostrils. You had to get out the front room before you puked, yes it was that bad. "Liam, it's like a brown mist!" This comment had him in stitches on the floor. "I'm sorry baby, you can come back now, the smell has gone." You went back in but he just grabbed you, brought you down to the floor and straddled you. His fingers made his way to your body and he started to tickle you. You couldn't help but laugh. "Help me out with my this!" He said, pointing at his crotch whilst still tickling you. "Okay, let me get up then." he let you up, but that was a bad mistake, you ran off laughing to yourself.

Louis: "Ah Louis, stop!" He splashed you again with the water from the water gun. You hid behind the garden bush, and he looked around confused as to your whereabouts. He turned around so that his back was facing you. This was the perfect opportunity, you went up behind him and emptied all of the water from you water gun on top of him. He froze, the water trickled down him and he started to shiver, as he was completely soaked. You laughed your head off and then you heard it. His fart. Oh god, this was a sign for you to start running, but he caught you too quick and farted in your face. "EW LOUIS YOU ARE DISGUSTING!!!"

Zayn: You was backstage, watching Zayn and the rest of one direction performing to the crowd of 80,000 people at wembley stadium. You were use to this now as you had been dating Zayn for 2 years now. They quickly ran off to change their clothes and go to the toilet. Niall ran past you and kissed you on the cheek, you blushed and Zayn didn't like the way he kissed you. He ran over and kissed you roughly but passionately for about 10 seconds, just to show that you were his. He ran back out on stage and the fans screamed again. Zayn sat down on the stairs and put the microphone by his bum. Oh how that was a bad mistake, he farted loud, and it filled the stadium making everyone go quiet. He blushed, obviously embarrassed and people started laughing but then carried on listening to Harry sing his solo in midnight memories. You face palmed backstage as you could see the boys taking the piss out of Zayn for farting on stage into the microphone.