Sing? I guess?

Mel and Buddy.

Mel and Buddy, best of friends both trot their way out onto the stage. Mel being the more energetic and loud type while Buddy was more laid-back and relaxed as he made sure to adjust his long body correctly so that he wouldn't bump into Mel while they both stood next to each other behind the microphones, letting the audience cheer for the new duo.
"Hi mom, I'm on TV!!" Mel exclaims, clearly excited.
"Sorry about that. Heh, he's much more... jumpy than I am." Buddy states, a little sarcastic about it, snickering.
"What's that supposed to mean?!" Mel asks, almost offended before Buddy shakes his head and smiles a little at Mel who sighs and turned his attention back towards the interested gathering.
"This song is called Bikini Body. One of our favorites." Buddy states.
"This one is for all of the girls in here!" Mel states, jumping with excitement. Letting the lights die down while the spotlights turn onto the two best of buddies. Buddy was the first to sing, and they both took turns singing the lyrics while the crowd dances along.

Baby, all I'm saying, simple is better.
And the size don't matter, you could wear whatever, (wear that you want!)
If the sun ain't shining, let's light it up together, (light it up).
Don't care what kind of shape you in,
Spin around, show it off, I'm ok with it.

Can't nobody touch you,  'cause you hotter than a sauna. (You hotter than a sauna!)
Don't be hiding that body, it's a gift from your mama. (Gift from your mama!)
Baby, it's your party, you can do what you wanna.
You got it, girl, have faith in it.
The moves they got, we breakin' 'em.

The two dance together while they sang the chorus. Mike wasn't really into the music, but he didn't dislike it either, so he was at a more neutral state with the music style. The others were definitely grooving along though.

First things first, you got it goin' on. (yeah, eh, eh, eh, eh.)
The smile on your face really gets me lost. (yeah, eh, eh, eh, eh.)
The world ain't a prison, girl, be free. (yeah, eh, eh, eh, eh.)
I'm just saying you should show off, (that bikini body!)

Show it off, girl!
Show it off!
Get loose with it! (That, that, that bikini body!)
Show it off, girl!
Show it off!
Get loose with it! That, that, that bikini body!)

Polka dot or stripe, girl, it really don't matter.
(Really don't matter!)
'Cause if you sweet like candy, I ain't lookin' at the wrapper.
The way you carry yourself, girl, got 'em all comin' at ya.
No time to feel uncomfortable,
Don't change 'cause you're untouchable, yeah.

Mel made sure to kick in by rapping the next part, letting him have his own spotlight for a little while. The crowd sways along to the music, putting a smile on the duo's faces.

I remember, you was summertime fine in December.
You were hot like a real bad temper,
Superbad, girl, I wonder who sent ya!
I remember, had a playa fallin' down like timber,
How you twist and you bend, so limber,
Every time you come around, I gotta tell ya, hey!

First things first, you got it goin' on. (yeah, eh, eh, eh, eh!)
The smile on your face really gets me lost. (yeah, eh, eh, eh, eh!)
The world ain't a prison, girl, be free, (Yeah, eh, eh, eh, eh!)
I'm just saying you should show off, (that bikini body!)

Show it off, girl!
Show it off!
Get loose with it! (That, that, that bikini body!)
Show it off, girl!
Show it off!
Get loose with it! (That, that, that bikini body!)

The two join together to sing the bridge, bouncing and dancing along with each other happily, almost seeming to be completely carefree.

Go ahead and get loose,
Shake it, shake it, big bruce, bruce!
And you can bring your homegirl, too.
Every single one of y'all, come through!
In your polka dot bikini, think a teeny weeny,
Oh oh oh, shawty, let me see it!
In your polka dot bikini, think a teeny weeny
Oh oh oh, shawty, let me see it.

The two join together once more in unison for the last chorus, already having the audience's likings due to the entertainment they gave them.

First things first, you got it goin' on. (yeah, eh, eh, eh, eh.)
The smile on your face really gets me lost. (yeah, eh, eh, eh, eh.)
The world ain't a prison, girl, be free. (yeah, eh, eh, eh, eh.)
I'm just saying you should show off, (that bikini body!)

Show it off, girl!
Show it off!
Get loose with it! (That, that, that bikini body!)
Show it off, girl!
Show it off!
Get loose with it! That, that, that bikini body!)

      The two pups finished their quite humorous and fun performance as they allow themselves to be engulfed by their cheering. Buddy laughed to himself and Mel bounced about, before they bow together and both head off of the stage, letting the several upon several rows of pets continue their cheering until the curtains close and the lights turn back on, signaling their finished performance.