The Shit Book of All Time [Laugh at this user] (Fanfic(Book 1)(Completed)

The Battle for Salecumi Valley

During the almost end of the 3rd Year of the Clone Wars, The Galactic Republic Was Striking back only for them to be pushed off by the New Neo Sith Empire that was created during the 2nd Year of the War. 

Soon Senators of the Republic lost faith in the Jedi and The Republic & one by one it's Representatives Quit the Republic. The Senators that Quit ended up Joining the Sith Empire as for a better chance to win the War. Soon The Jedi were getting Anxious this War could be won and soon the Republic Citizens on Coruscant & Other Core Worlds hated the Jedi for them to come solve their Problems. 

Now with the 3rd and Final Year of the Clone Wars the Jedi found that Grievous was on the Planet Salecumi after an Escape Attempt for Holding Eeth Koth. 

The New Sith Empire quickly Reacted to the Solution by Sending a new Rescue Team With Asajj Ventress & Genocide Leading the Rescue to Keep Grievous to fall from Republic Hands.

Location: Imperial Star Destroyer-Ravager-1220

Y/N's POV

We slowly Orbit the Planet where we Believed General Grievous has crashed,now Honestly if he wasn't that important we could've left him behind for all I care for. But the Confederacy still has some use for him so were *forced* to save him.

Right now I'm in a troop Transport with about I say 10 to 12 Sith Troopers between the 2 Transports Making at least 20 or 24 Troops in Total,thus it will be more Easier to Save Grievous because if we send an Invasion Force we could harm Life on Salecumi making it difficult to Traverse through all the Burnt Ground and find the Command Post without Running into any Jedi So far. After Saving Grievous then we Bring an Invasion Force down to the Planet and Get through the Republic Command Post.

Genocide: Alright Troopers,Our Plan is Simple but Difficult We will find Grievous and Get him to Safety before the Republic can Capture him. Later we will Bring an Invasion Force to Get through the Republic Command Post & Take Salecumi for the New Empire.

The Sith Troopers all Saluted to me & then we landed onto the Grassy Terrestrial World of Salecumi to Find Grievous' Last Communication Signal Before he Crashed. We Scouted looking for anything that can be found as his Transmission was Trajected from. 

5 minutes later

But as soon as we salvaged through the Ship, we heard a Enormous Humming Sound and saw a Republic Venator landing onto Salecumi Ground. I told Ventress To Run and Find Grievous with the First Half of the 12 Troopers to find Grievous while me & the other 12 Troopers help distract the Republic Troops.

Ventress<playful>: I don't know what to say but, don't get your Self Killed or I'll be the one to loot your dead body of your Lightsaber.

Genocide<sarcastic>:  Oh you'll be the Last one I want to hear from when I get my balls Sucked Dry by you,Ventress.

Ventress Eventually Grabbed a Speeder along with the 12 other Sith Troopers as they Vanished into the Distance. While she was looking For Grievous,You Quickly Told one of the Troopers to Start Blaster Fire And Pretend we were all killed by Animals as we Quickly Rubbed Dirt and Shot Each other Only Once. 

Luckily all the Troopers were Wearing Bullet Proof Vests beneath their Armor,As we All Started Screaming in the Most Ways as possible as we Made up our Own Death Sounds. Needless to it was Funny When One of the Troopers Yelled their Own Death Taunt as the others did the Same: