Walking through the freezing halls of their shared castle, Todoroki walked in a crouch as he trailed his left hand against the floor with his quirk activated. A deep line carved itself throughout each of the floors behind him as he made his way. A look of pure determination was on his face and sweat poured down his entire being as he has been at this for hours.
The click clack of heels almost made him stop, but he continued his struggle.
"Shouto... wtf you doing?" Elsa stood there in all her Frozen™ glory, completely all animified and everything. A breeze seemed to come out of nowhere and shake the loose fabric of her dress dramatically. She considered crouching down to talk to him but decided against it and instead loomed over him.
She was met with silence as Todoroki continued his way down the hall, melting the floor as he went. He eventually met up with his starting point and did a slow mo fist pump with his blank face. Instead of standing back up he rolled into a crab walk, struggled for a minute before getting over the opposite side of the line from the blonde.
"This half of the house is mine, it says so in our divorce papers," The expression on his face never wavered.
"Wha-- Shouto. You are being ridiculous --"
"Nothing about this situation is funny. You cheated on me," He gazed up at her on all fours with the same look from earlier... Absolutely blank.
"You should really just Let It Go, I mean does Olaf really count though?"
"I don't know does he? WHAT DOES HE HAVE THAT I DON'T? IS IT BECAUSE
HE IS COLD? I CAN'T HELP THAT MY BASTARD FATHER HAD A FIRE QUIRK I INHERITED!"Elsa stared Todoroki dead in the eyes as he continued to rant about his sob back story with a straight face. At some point she just zoned and thought about why she had her affair with her snowman lover. Ah. That's it!
"--DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ABOUT THE WAY HE MADE ME DRESS LIKE MY MOM--"
"Olaf's carrot is bigger than yours."
Todoroki died instantly.
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FanfictionDo I take requests? idk make an offer I can't refuse Was this a mistake? Probably 😂 These are the awkward oneshots that I come up with at the oddest hours in the middle of the night. I don't edit any of these cause that's a lot of work. (I don't ow...