Dear DIEry :
So I was watching American horror story, freakshow, and I was so mad!!! how come I couldn't be in the cast when I signed up?! I was going to be the strongman >:((( they said I was too skinny and maybe I should just play a guy with no face.
AND that my friends is how you lose a once in a lifetime opportunity with the amazing Slender Man. they're going to regret that when I get really big and they're gonna be wishing "awe darn we should've let him into our cast"
sucks for them :)
xx Slendy
