The moment you video chat and mothers shows a strange person and a cat falls out of the apple three planted by the handsome neighbour across the street. You never talked to him, only said hi, cuz you are afraid he won't see you the way you see him. He feels like a stranger to you. One day you decide to go outside to his house and knock on the tiny mirror of the kitchen. He suddenly stands behind you with a knife. The knife he uses to cut the apples from the three. You know it is his apple- three-cutting-knife because you stalk him on a daily basis. You ask him if he is Ok? He answers with the brightest smile that could make anyones day: "Hi, neighbour girl, whatsupp". You're thinking whatsupp whatsupp! Omg that is one word more than the "Hi" he usually says. You ask him if he wants some apple pie you randomly made. He walks to your house but than your mother comes downstairs and shows you the stranger she wanted to show you. It is a boy who looks like Brad Pitt, Channing Tatum, Chris Hemsworth, Will Smith, Michael B Jordan, Zayn Malik, Liam Hemsworth all melted into one. You are like SHOOKETH! You ask him if he wants apple pie as well? "Ofcourse, who doesn't like apple pie". You show them your living room. Your mother is also SHOOKETH! "Why didn't you tell me the neighbour was coming, than I would've made more food". "Ohh mom you silly funny creature, 1 pie is more than enough". But then in the corner of your eye, you see the handsome neighbour eating the whole pie in 1 bite. Rude! The Brad Pitt, Channing Tatum, Chris Hemsworth, Will Smith, Michael B Jordan, Zayn Malik, Liam Hemsworth look-a-like is crying like a baby. "I WANTED APPLE PIE AS WELL!" They start fighting and the neighbour starts choking in a piece of apple.
Heimlich, heimlich! It's all good finally. The boy looking like Chris.... and the neighbour are good now. They become friends because they share the same interest: apples and pie. "Well that was interesting", said the girl after she picks up the little piece of apple on the ground surrounded by ants. "Well guys it was nice meeting ya, but you are not my type, your eyes are less blue than I thought it was. Sorry, I only like blue".
Sitting in the corner of the living room thinking about life itself. I have noting to do anymore but that cat where did the cat go, nobody knows. Just like life nobody knows how life will go. Strange cats, strange people, stranger english.
