Molasses

Doormat

Repeat after me, ladies:

I am not a doormat -

For you to walk all over

(I'm tired of your dirt !)

I am not an ATM -

For friends and family

(get a job !)

I am not a taxi service -

To drive you around all day

(and no, you can't borrow my car either !)

I am not your priest or a psychiatrist -

For you to whine and confess to (I have my own problems.)

I am not running a boarding house -

For you to live on my couch

(get out !)

I AM living my own life.

(get your own !)

Repeat after me, ladies:

I AM NOT A DOORMAT !

(there, doesn't that feel good ?)