When Carlina and Jessica get to the pub they are greeted by Alexander Hamilton, John Laurens, Hercules Mulligan, and Marquis de Lafayette. Carlina instantly took Lafayette's hand and lead him to the bath room. "So, Dirty Ham, any idea who did this stupid shit to my mother fucking painting?" Jessica said as they waited for Carlina and Lafayette. "First of all, I love that nickname, second of all that was definitely Lafayette. He said that he knew you would want him to fix it but he won't do it." Said Hamilton. "I SWEAR ON MY YEEZYS I AM GOING TO MAKE THAT LITTLE WHORE PAY FOR WHAT HE DID!!!" Jessica practically yelled reaching for a baguette.
About 10 minutes latter, Carlina and Lafayette emerged from the bathroom wearing full wedding attire. "WE JUST GOT MARRIED IN THE BATHROOM!!!" Carlina squealed. "LAFAYETTE WHY THE HELL DID YOU FUCK WITH MY PAINTING OF THE TAJ MAHAL!!!" Jessica said furiously. "I felt like it, I said non gay marriage." Lafayette stayed. "OH SO NOW YOU ARE HOMOPHOBIC!!!!!!! TIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE AAAAHHHHHH YOU UGLY PIECE OF EWWW!!! I AM GOING TO CRACK YOUR HAD OPEN LIKE A ROBINS EGG SANDWICH!!!" Jessica screamed.
Jessica lunged towards Lafayette and STABBED him with the baguette. He died lol. She then proceeds to kill everyone else with the baguette including Carlina. " what did I just do. I just killed my best friend, how am I going to live with myself... Oh I know, I won't. I'll just kill myself.Im going to hell but it's fine 'cause so is Carlina. We gon visit my buddy Suton down in hell." Says Jessica. Then she did it, she stabbed herself. Everyone in the pub was dead. Everyone. Jessica👏killed👏all👏of👏them👏. All that was left was the baguette and the fucked up painting of the Taj Mahal.
THE END HOESSSSS!!!! I DONT WANT YOUR NASTY ASS CRACKERS EVEN IF IT COMES WITH FREE GLUTEN
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The GhostBusters
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