His family was eating dinner when we did the sideways cha cha slide. I felt like I was going to puke.
"Borgin will you leave you wife?"
"Yes, anything for you"
"Good because I'm pregnant"
I threw up in the toilet, but I left it for his wife to flush. We walked up to his wife to give the big news. She was talking about fire to herself?
"We are pregnant"
She runs away, upstairs to the puke toilet.
I couldn't help myself.
"Borgin Jorgin, will you be my hubby?"
"You're to young to understand this, but rn it's not the right time."
"I'm sorry BJ"
I left to my soulmate. No. Not Borjin, but the coolest person I know, my best friend Gabby.
"Gabby," i said to her, "I'm pregnant."
"Oh my god" she says as she reaches to feel my stomach. "Pregnant with him?"
"Yes, with him"
