texting. prank

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MC: Don't freak out but I just got a tattoo of your name on my lower back (separately )

Lucifer: Get home now, we need to talk

Mammon: FUCK YEA THAT'S HOW GREAT THE MAMMON IS !!!!

Leviathan: *seen*

Satan: why the fuck?? Why didn't you take me with you?
(Genuinely fucking sad )

Asmo: oooo perfect placement shows that you are mine darling.

Beelzebub: why?

Belphie: how much is laser removal?

Diavolo: flattering but why would you do that to yourself?

Simeon: God no.did you really? Whyyyy????

Soloman: hitting it from behind boutta be awkward now

Barbatos: don't come home till you remove that shit

Luke: oh? Did it hurt?

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