Ruining TV in a nutshell

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Frederick: Anderson?

Anderson: Wassup?

F: In the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse show, every time he greets the viewer like he's never seen them before and asks them to come to their clubhouse.

A: Yeah, and?

F: If he says it's a different person each time imagine how many times in each episode someone entered the clubhouse and since it's always different... Who says they ever left?

A: You really wanna play that card? Okay think about this, Scooby-Doo would be so much shorter if they asked the costume store a couple of questions.

F: Wouldnt that ruin the show?

A: Yeah but it would teach kids common sense. So now I ask, what's the phobia of chainsaws called?

F: Chainsaw phobia..?

A: No, common sense that why we need the Scooby-Doo reboot.

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