An unusual Shinigami

Try not to die. Would you?

A wicked grin spread quickly over the hollowified version of Y/N. It's crookedness unnatural it's eyes more than daggers.

"He thinks he can beat me!!" A distorted twisted voice said ringing out with a sickening cackle.
"You can try" the hollow moved fast. Really fast. To fast for y/n to react properly. After image after after image seemed to appear in front of Y/N's eyes. He couldn't keep up. The after images broke with a sharp wild swing from the right. Just barely able to sense it Y/N dodged but got nicked in the arm.
"Hmmm. HOWS DEATH BY A THOUSAND PAPER CUTS THEN" the cackle hadn't even finished ringing when another barely dodged attack came in nicking Y/N once again. The following cat and mouse game of a thousand paper cuts started adding up

"How are you so fast" Y/N said exhausted and hurting.

"It's quite simple really. My stats are higher than yours!" The hollow cackled again and jumped backwards on to the roof of the hut.
"Wanna keep trying" the hollow kept a wicked smile but soon lost it.

"Enough" a voice booming and commanding took over. The middle aged man with a voice of a combat veteran walked from his leaning perch on the wall of the hut.

"This isn't good" Y/N muttered to himself gripping his sword.

The man cackled deeply. "Futile" Y/N preparing for a burst of speed readied his eyes flicking rapidly.

"So futile" The man took one step and with it Y/N's body hit the floor in a crumple. The spirit energy was incredible more than five times what Y/N thought he had. "Can you stand" The man rubbed his beard walking closer. "You cant can you. All this spiritual energy is yours and you can't even stand under it. How futile" the man scoffed and lessened the output allowing Y/N to struggle to his feet. His body felt like it weighed tons and his zanpakuto felt heavier. Nevertheless Y/N stood true and attempted to get ready.

The mans eyes took a glint of amusement. "Lets gauge this side of you then" the man rushed he wasn't nearly as fast as the hollow only able to put out a normal speed. Struggling under the weight of his own power Y/N brought his sword up and rolled to the side slicing at the ankle of the spirit. A fraction of good hope twinkled In Y/N's eyes but it was short lived as the ankle turned and a foot connected to Y/N's mid section.

"Did you think that cheap trick would work. How futile" Y/N was rolling in mid air smacking the ground with enough force to pop him back into the air until slowly he slowed down. Barely able to stand the pain Y/N felt his cracked ribs and stood up. He wasn't going to let this chance slip away.

"Hmph I'm done with you" the man grinned and returned to his perch as the hollow let out a mad laughter. "How stupid" the distorted voice said laughing in an even more distorted manner

"Oh oh oh. My turn my turn my turn" the short girl with bright blue hair got up and walked over her zanpakuto drawn. "Ready to fight"

Y/N spat blood in response and got up. A little girl would be much easier.

"Why would I be easier?" The girl said in a chipper tone

"W-what how did you know. What I thought" bewilderment straining Y/N's voice

"Oh, oh , oh One of my parts is strategy and understanding!" The young girl said her blue hair bobbing with the excitement teeming from her

"That's" the girl cut Y/N off "insane!"

Y/N looked a little worried his thoughts at a million miles a minute. How would he defeat an opponent who would know his every move.

Once again chiming in the girl spoke "you don't. You survive" the girl rushed her zanpakuto coming in for slash only to re direct into a stab anticipating something different Y/N dodged back. Already knowing Y/N's next move the young girl avoided the upward slash easily and ripped a nasty cut into Y/N's chest.

"Fuck fuck fuck fuck" Y/N went into a pained rage. He stopped thinking completely letting his instincts take over he fluidly moved and dance the dance of clashing swords with the girl. The sound of metal on metal ringing out repeatedly one strike after another. The girl furrowed her brow and contorted her face in confusion. In this moment Y/N still in his instinctual state took advantage of this and knocked the girl hard on the head with the hilt of his sword.

"Owie owie owie" the girl let out a comical cry of pain. "No fair. You figured it out"

"Figured what out"

"How to use one of my powers. No fair no fair" the petite blue haired dame pouted

"Interesting. If you have at least gotten to her than we can begin." The three spirits all lined up

"Hi I'm tanjee! I embody how you react and think in battle as well as how adept you are with swords." Slowly a crew of characters in bleach and out of it appeared behind the girl. Most notably was whis from dragon ball. "You're learning ultra instinct already. I'm proud" than another manlier voice chipped in. "So you did inherit the Joe Star bloodline." That voice none other than Joseph joestar himself. "You are related to many of these people and some are here out of interest." The young girl smiled and the cast of nearly 100 characters disappeared

"Hmph. I am you strength. Your will power. Your fighting spirit." Another cast unfolded notables among them being goku. Yamamoto, future ichigo, jotaro, and many other fighters.
"Get strong so we can spar great great grandad! This voice belonged to the Saiyan himself goku
Just as before the cast dissolved away.

"I guess I'll tell you. I'm your speed. Your cunning. And your evil." The voice said through it's distorted filter. As a vast cast of characters appeared behind him some evil some known for speed. Somehow sonic was absent. You couldn't tell if that was good or bad. None of this cast seemed to have words for you and followed suit how the others did.

The three voices swirled together this time "we. Are. Orusuta (all-star)"

———————BACK IN THE TEA HUT———————

Y/N came to and saw sunlight and sat up from his position on his stomach. The tea house was nearly fully blown away save the floor. Jushiro however was impaled on a piece of wood.