Bad Jokes

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*Darkstalker talking to Moon through thoughts*

Darkstalker: Ah. There you are.

Moon: Wha- What?

Darkstalker: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Moon: .....What?

Darkstalker: Because every play has a cast!

Moon: Who are you? What are you doing?

Darkstalker: Let me speak.

Moon: I don't even know who you are. How are you talking to me?

Darkstalker: What do cows like to read?

Darkstalker: Cattlogs!

Moon: Are you just gonna keep telling bad jokes all day?

Darkstalker: Yep. Why did-

Moon: No! Please stop.

Darkstalker: No.

Moon: WHO ARE YOU?!

Darkstalker: My mother said I have a hard time explaining my feelings..

Moon: Just stop.

Darkstalker: But that's because I have none. Haha!

Moon: Please knock me out already?

Darkstalker: I'm sure Winter would gladly to do that for you.

Moon: Who ARE you? How do you know about my friends?

Darkstalker: All in good time, Moon. But for now...Do you-

Moon: NO!

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