"Mmm, Mayonnaise." || Black Friday

The First Part

At the end of the day, Gary had an amazing plan for him and his girlfriend. He grinned just thinking of it. 

Gary knew his girlfriend had the day off so to prepare for the weekend, he got out the Mayonnaise from the fridge. It was freshly brought so he knew it would taste good. 

He got out a butter knife and set it near the Mayonnaise. Gary took off his tie and wrapped it around his head with the rest of it falling on his right side. 

The air felt cool as he unbuttoned his suit and threw it somewhere on the ground. He also unbuttoned his white shirt that was underneath the outfit but still kept it on.

He went to the mayonnaise jar and opened it, took the knife and dipped it into the jar, making sure there was a tone of it. Before his tie could drop into the pile of mayonnaise, he held onto it with his teeth so he could keep it away from the mayonnaise.

Before the mayonnaise could drop off of the knife, Gary lathers it on his chest. The mayonnaise mixed with his chest hair but he didn't mind. 

"Gary?" He jumped but then grinned once he realized it was your voice. He turned around to see you wearing a comfortable robe along with a scarf draped around your elbows

Your shocked look slowly turns into an excited one, "oh baby… that goes perfectly with what I have in store for you!" You seductively drop the scarf and you do the same with the robe to reveal your chest covered with ketchup AND mustard.

Gary's jaw dropped upon seeing this and his pants tightened. "Get over here babe" he growled, his feral side started to show. You followed his demand.