クッキーから始まった苦い甘いロマンス (a romantic bitter sweet cookie)

Chapter 1, Kujo's Mom

Letter from aqua, king of explosion kingdom to kujo's mom:
Kujo, your mother is quite gorgeous, there's not a day that goes by where I'm not drooling out the mouth at the thought getting in between her legs and peering into 'heaven's gates', I know she's married but I can't help my overwhelming lust for her body, she's even a accomplished baker, who always smells of fresh dough. I'm sorry for the perversion, but I must tell you something, your mother has been sleeping with me, yes Kujo I'm your new father please allow me to take care of you and be your chaperone into manhood, I may never be your real father but let me try and be your father figure. Kujo ever since I bit into your mother's freshly baked cookies I realized she was the one, everytime I think about her cookies I can't help but desire her more and more. But know this, I love you... son.