"No prob bob"
"I-I guess. I kinda freaked out when they cancelled favorite ice-cream, and then I got attacked by a giant bird monster, and I got trapped in rubble and almost died in a plane crash, I lost control of my body and turned into a spider monster, I almost turned into a monster because of a symbiote,I fought and saw my ex best friend's dad die in front of me, most of my friends almost died when we were on my missions,Alex,Danny,Roxie, Tony and mom did die, people got dusted right in front of me, I woke up after being dead for five years, I fought fake made up monsters, got framed for murder-"
"I-i'm not them!"
"Hey! You wanna just grab a cup of coffee and talk about whatevers up your butt? Come on, I'm buying"
"The greatest heroes put others in front of themselves"
"That's a cute outfit,did your husband buy it for you?"
"I don't suppose I can convince you to come up here and fight like a spider?"
"I forgotten what's it's like to blink...."
"I'm related to red Guardian,he's like the Russian captain america"
"Yelena.....is my aunt....yeah talk about the crazy aunt....."
"So.....wanna get taco bell?"
"Remember when things were less crazy?
"Is this some kinda crazy dream?"
"Happily ever after there we were...."
"I once visited the future"
"I turned into a giant spider monster once and almost killed all my friends and family...."
"I think I need therapy"
"Jusy your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man"
"Okay put em up"
"Ta-da say my name and I magically appear!"
-Pick One To Rp