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A/N: Bog speed Chicken Nugget

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Y/N POV


     Still have dreams about what used to be. My feelings for Chicken Nugget haven't faded, and I don't know if I'll ever love again, but I've come to realize that life is fleeting. Chicken Nugget speaks to me, and I listen. His word is my doing. However, I am still free to make my own decisions so I've decided to go back to high school after I do one more thing.

     I spent days after Chicken Nugget's death tracking down the source of Rona. The whore was pimping out her body to everyone. She enjoyed fucking everyone.  The best way to kill a whore is to take away her diamonds and if Minecraft has taught me one thing you don't waste diamonds on hoes. Therefore, according to the transitive property, take away the diamonds the hoe dies. Checkmate bitch, I know math and chess. I invited Rona to a game of Minecraft. She seemed pleased at the the prospect, but I had to be carful that she didn't have sex with a Minecraft sheep. 

     "We should dig down," I tell her.

     "Alright, we're getting diamonds right?"

     "Yes." She starts to dig down, fool, I have already made sure she will hit lava, but only after she gets diamonds.

     "Did you find any?"

     "Yes, diamonds!" Rona grew stronger and when she was supposed to fall in the lava she saved herself. Shit! There was only one thing to do. I could still steal her diamonds if I killed her in pvp. 

     "Let's really end this."

     "I've been waiting!" She took out her sword and I took out mine. The war commenced I hit her she hit me. In the end, I became the victor of the legendary battle. I saved and quit the game.


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     Th next day I arrived at Speedwagon High. I looked around, I saw couples together which made me feel a little jealous. I spotted instantly the school shooters, meow, closet gays, jocks, regular gays, gamers,  cringe kids, furries, and other random characters who probably don't have any meaningful elements and are simply there for plot conveniences. A Chicken Ramen sits on a bench sucking on a poor lolipop. She's staring right at me. Wow more convient plot to drive the story forward.


A/N: This is so sad can we hit my wife 

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