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❥┇ my horniness brought me here. lets fucking do this.
❥┇ this is one of the dumbest chapters ever but i really dont fucking care bc this is self indulgent as hell.enjoy your jojo tiddies, underlings
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1:17 pm.
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➣ yes.
no.
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[ y/n. ] camie senpai
where are you 🥺
[ mina. ] we do be waiting outside starbucks doe
[ izuku. ] im here too fuck yea baby
[ camie. ] SKSKSKSK YALL ARE ALREADY THERE?
LET A SISTER GET READY HOL ON
[ y/n. ] YEESSSSSS
im buying all of yall drinks wtf u are all so sexy
[ camie. ] its appreciated, sister 💅💞
i dont wanna walk in starbucks lookin like the mfing chad jonathan joestar so yall are gonna see tits when we get home
[ y/n. ] understandable
i nutted at the word tits, wtf
[ mina. ] can confirm shes basically clinging onto me and crying
[ izuku. ] can also confirm
[ katsuki. ] yall are fuckin WILDING
[ y/n. ] we just wanna see tits 💔
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"BUT CAN YOU BLAME ME, THOUGH?" you dramatically sobbed, clinging onto mina as if she was your lifeline. "jojo men basically outweigh all the other aspects in life." the pinkskinned girl sighed, nodding, "i can't disagree, though," she replied, after taking a sip out of the drink you bought for her. "ever since you started watching jojo, you were never the same. i mean-"
"shut up, don't shame me!" you complained, sticking your tongue out at izuku, "you still haven't thanked me for that drink, you know." the boy raised a brow, sipping at his drink, "you haven't thanked my mom for her katsudon last week."
"um, excuse you, yes i did!" you scoffed, about to open your mouth to retort, before getting cut off by a loud, feminine voice, "hey, fam! sorry to keep you all waiting! traffic today was totes impossible to get through," a gasp escaped your lips, almost falling off your chair to run over to the older girl, "oh my god! camie-senpai, thank you so much for actually coming!" you wrapped your arms around her neck, "you're too nice! what drink do you want? it's on me!"
after a few minutes of standing in line, you all finally went out, heading towards izuku's house, "i mean, it's the closest place here, right?" mina mused, pressing her index finger to her chin in thought. you couldn't say a word, practically vibrating at a frequency that would shatter glass due to excitement. the green haired boy flushed, "well, yeah, but-"
"izuku, is your mom home?" you finally spoke up, "do you think she would mind if you bought an entire group of girls over to hang out in your room?" he hummed in thought, before replying, "well, since you're with us, mom wouldn't mind."
you hummed, finally reaching their apartment, deciding to let izuku go first, "mom, are you- oh, hi mom. i have a couple friends over." he shuffled aside to reveal all three of you standing in the doorway. you could only imagine how awkward it was for izuku to be introducing a group of girls to his mom, but it was a sacrifice that needed to be made for salvation, as well as tiddies.
"hi, mrs midoriya!" was your cheery greeting, waltzing inside while mina and camie said their respective greetings. "please, call me inko." you smiled at the older woman, saying your pleasantries, before practically zooming to where izuku's room was, knowing this place like it was the back of your hand.
"alright, camie-senpai, do the thing!" your eyes were practically galaxies at this point with how much it was sparkling, with mina and you sitting on the floor waiting for the older girl to do her thing. izuku was by the doorway just about to shut the door, with his back turned, when he jolted at the sound of you suddenly letting out a high pitched squeal.
"oh my god, it's been my life long dream to be embraced in jonathan joestar's loving, beefy arms!" you swooned, eyes closed in absolute bliss as you buried your face into jonathan's-camie's? chest, with mina and izuku chuckling at your antics.
"you do know that still is camie-senpai, right?" the boy mused, while you turned your head to him, sticking your tongue out, "yes, i do. if anything, you're the one who's at a loss here. you can't do this without being called a pervert, but the only thing i have to do is say 'no homo' and keep my socks on!" mina laughed at your observation, as you bent your leg at the knee to flex your thigh high socks, izuku shaking his head. f in the chat for midoriya, my boys.
"ooh, ooh, do joseph next! i wanna hug him!"
"i'm on it, fam!"
"i wanna bury my face in jotaro and kakyoin's boobies!"
"you have an absolutely big brain. you're getting your request."
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[ y/n. ] we should do this more often
[ mina. ] INDEED
[ y/n. ] I GOT TO FUCKINF SUFFOCATE MYSELF ON JONATHANS TITS IM SO HAPPY
CAMIE SENPAI UR MY FAVORITE PERSON
[ camie. ] youre absolutely welcome queen 👑
[ izuku. ] today was a fucking trip and im here for it
