Green Eggs And Ham Parent Scenarios [ON HOLD]

How they found you

Yes you are adopted, if you're not too fond of that idea, than go read something else

Sam

He was on his way to the diner, like he does every night. Until he heard the faint cries of a baby. He stopped dead in his tracks, and hesitated to investigate. He decided to follow the sound, to a dark alleyway and noticed a small straw basket behind a garbage bin. He speed walked over to you and looked down in shock. An abandoned baby in an alley at 12:00 at night? He was furious that someone would do that to a child who looked only a year old. Without hesitation, picked you up and cradled you in his arms to calm you down. He looked down at you and noticed a piece of paper pinned to your onesie. "Y/N, huh?" You looked up at him and giggled. He smiled sweetly down to you. "Well Y/N, looks as if I'll be taking care of you from now on" you reached your little hands up at him, still giggling. He hugged you tightly and took you back to his house.

Guy

He was fixing an invention that had previously blown up, until he heard a small knock at his door. He rolled his eyes, thinking it was one of those annoying hotel employees. He opened the door to see nothing, but then looked down to notice a small child, all swaddled with a note pinned in their belly. His eyes widened and he immediately brought you inside. As he tried to calm down the crying baby, Guy read the note and realized he was now the one to raise you. He started to panic, not sure what to do he knew he couldn't raise a child on his own. "Oh no, no, no, no, I can't do this! I'm not even 30 yet! I don't even know how to raise a child! I-" he was cut off by a little voice "Papa!" Guy's head looked down at the small bean. His heart felt like it had melted. He smiled down at you and sighed "Well, I guess it's just you and me, Y/N"

A/N

Okay, for this, I'm only going to use Sam and Guy, because 1: Michellee already has a kid and we all know how she would raise her second child. And 2: I am NOT using Snerz as a parent, he would probably be a very abusive father. Please do not come at me in the comments and complain.

Thank you!