It says it all in the title. I'm just bored out of my mind and have nothing better to do, so I'm writing this for any fans out there. So enjoy? Or don't. My writing's trash anyway
You: Dad? What is a 'motherf*****' ? Sam: Y/N! Where on earth did you hear such a word!? You: A mean kid called me that in the park Sam: Who? You: (***anyone***) Sam: Alright kiddo, you stay here, and daddy will be right back
Sam came home later that night covered in what you thought to be red paint.
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Guy
You: Dad what's a 'b****?' Guy: Y/N, where did you learn that word...? You: Last night I heard you scream "son of a b-!"
Guy cut you off before you could finish your sentence. Needless to say, he hasn't sworn ever again with you in the house.
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