A little too well

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"Ano tong naririnig ko about you and Donny again?"

Someone was blocking the door na naka cross arms and taas kilay pa.

"Lev, tumabi ka dyan"

Pagtataray ko din, akala niya ha.

"Ang aga-aga pa love para maglandian hoy!"

Irap niya sakin at pinapasok na ako.

This guy is one of my closest friend and apparently, he's gay.

"Ano? Di ka ba sasagot?"

"Wala kang chika ghorl?"

"Ay no to sharing na ba?"

Sunod-sunod na tanong niya sakin habang papunta ako sa upuan namin

Kahit kailan talaga napaka imbestigadora ng isang to.

Tinatanong ko naman kung gusto si Donato, pero di daw naman.

Kaya di ko alam kung anong pinuputok ng butsi nito eh.

"Ricci Levi Rivero, I'd appreciate it if you settle down as our class will be starting now"

Wala namang nagawa yung isa kundi maupo nalang.

Classes like this always pass like a blur.

Sorry naman pero di talaga ako attentive when it comes to class.

I have an attention span of a five year old child okay? Sorry naman.

Pero don't think na bulakbol din ako because I'm not.

Mas nakakafocus lang talaga ako mag aral pag mag isa lang ako.

That's my forte.

"Love, wala talagang chika dyan? Sis hello? "

At nakalimutan kong katabi ko pala ang baklang to kaya wala akong kawala.

Akala ko pa naman eh matatahimik na ako mula sa gulong sinimulan na naman ni Donato potato.

"Why are you even so interested? Do you like Donato?"

Seryosong tanong ko sa kanya.

Kasi he's always bugging me about Donny eh, asking his whereabouts and everything.

Jusko naman ang isang to, kulang nalang maging stalker ni Donato eh.

"How many time do I got to tell you love? I don't, eww"

Sabi niya at inirapan ako.

Umarte pang diring-diri ang isang to, as if thinking about him makes him want to puke.

"Ang arte mo, eh Donny na yang ini-eww mo bwiset ka"

Syempre I'd always defend my best friend and the guy I like no.

Kahit pa suwail din ang mokong na yun.

"He's an ass okay? I don't like men with that kind of attitude"

Okay so I guess I misread Ricci's snooping, instead of like I think he even hates Donny.

"He's not!"

Sabi ko pero tinaasan lang niya ako ng kilay, pati ako napaisip din.

"Well okay he kinda is, but still he's kind okay?"

Masama lang naman ugali nun kapag ayaw niya talaga sa isang tao.

But other than that he's fine and bearable.

He's goofy and mahilig sya sa tao, jusko kahit nga di niya kilala binabati nya.

Does it show?

How I'm whipped for Donny? Well hell yeah I am.